Fauna Pixel Trade Round Robin: 3.5
Fauna Pixel Trade Round Robin: 3.5
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Last time in The Fauna Round Robin; Chamelon changed her hair a lot till I let her have it au naturel; the triplets became children; Manitee became a smokin' hot teen with a sexy penchant for athletic witch ladies; NOODLE DIED; Zebra (kingmike1224) cheated on Liam (niloublue) with Icarus Rose-McGee (quellasims ); Liam went off the deep and and slapped Zebra silly; little Squid tried to couples counsel his folks to very little effect; Pangolin now hates himself.
As a foil to all the deep depression I ended off with last time, here's Chameleon finding solace in the arms of the oft-teen-dated, Connor Dawn.
An incredibly fast moving solace at that. So fast moving it consisted of:
1) Chameleon chatting to him as he walked by the house
2) Chameleon admiring his form
3) The two of them racing up to her parents' bed.
I'm sure you won't judge me when I yell: DAYUM THAT'S SOME SERIOUS DO NOT PASS GO SPEED RIGHT THERE!
Forget finite quantums, we've got us some butt-moving solace right here.
And then, suddenly, after all of my 'dayums' and bond-referential remarks, this shot suddenly makes me feel like they're both ACHINGLY too young for this. As if they're playing at being adults or something.
*feels for them*
This 'they're too yoooung!' feeling is only compounded by their expressions when they rise.
From questionable solace to a sombre crowd. What kind of a birthday is this, you guys? Its a forest fire! Be more animated!
Liam: I..... I wish for a less unfaithful wife... *hopeful*
Liam! ;_;
Oh my, is that a hint of sadness arond his aging eyses that I detect?
Awwww, Liam! *hugs very tightly* LOL at his expression on his little profile though, like he's chortling about something. xD <333
SO! Liam and Zebra are finally elders, which means I can fulfill Liam's LTW, which was to have/reach his golden anniversary. Pity his marriage is at this point in paper only. BUT STILL! It counts, right? *makes wibbly faces*
So anyway, as you can see, I threw them a party...
And no one came.
And this option started showing up in Liam's pie menu when I'd click on Zebra...
Thank goodness for these two and their puppy love romance, or I'd've been DEEP in the doldrums when playing.
And then it was time to put away childish things the walrus said because its Chameleon's forst fire inspiring birthday!
OOoOoooh So flamey.
So bright.
So barber shop!
Woo! Chameleon, all grown up, packed and ready to JUMP into the next person's game!
Well.. Okay maybe not quite... ^_^;;
Also, I captioned this picture with the filename of "Astrology is bollocks." WHAT THE HECK DID I EVEN MEAN BY THAT!? xD
Poor Squid, he's always so concerned for the plight of his family.
Squid: BUT WHAT AND I DO?!?! If only there was a magic solution...
Dr Invisible Professorologist of Psychological Psychiatry: YOU RANG?!
Chameleon: Invisible Shrink? You got some BAAAD Haletosis...
Dr Invisible Professorologist of Psychological Psychiatry: And with great revelation comes clarity. YOU'RE CURED!
Ewww. Though my trained-psychologist partner often believes that sexy times is the best way to psychology ME. So though I can't complain about that in real life, maybe in this case I should be happy with bad breath, since I'm not sure I'd want to see possible babies from this union... OR WOULD I?!
*afeared*
Zebra: Drug fueled ignorance is bliss.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO STARTED THIS! O_O;; It could be one of the forest fire laden birthday cakes, BUT!
I SUSPECT THIS GIRL!
Chameleon: GET BEHIND ME BROTHER! I shall protect you with my very body! (And maybe get a tan!)
Sup hot Fireman? Is that face from the tense situation or the ulcer you've got from yet another legacy family you've had to come to the rescue for?
PS: see? You can totally observe it wasn't one of the birthday cakes. HAS to be crazy combustible match girl. *nods*
Zebra: MmmMmMm Cheeeeeeese.
Zebra is clearly a model elder for us all.
While she was in a stellarly good cheese-munchie induced good mood, I thought, well why not? Its there, there's a bolt even. WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?!
Zebra: Ewwwwww! Liam cooties!
Zebra: Screw those crawling on me for a joke.
So I paused it. And after some consultation with various fellow simmers and my mans, I decided to go with my gut and not force them live in a loveless marriage anymore.
Oh, so NOW you're mortified. But it was totally okay to cheat on him in front of your kids...
Liam: Hey don't blame me, the people watching us from outside of the computer told me to.
Zebra: There's people outside of the computer?!?! *shock*
Fourth Wall: SUP!?!?!
I was actually really quite upset for them while this whole scene played out. Its only now that I realised while he was screaming of her to "GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!" White Noise style, he was pointing at a window and not the front door...
Guess I can't expect him to have a grasp of household geography while he's evicting the reputed love of his life.
Now all I can think of is that Zebra is ultimately distressed about how she'll fit through the window. *head desk*
BREVITY OF THE SITUATION. I HAS LOST IT.
Zebra: But the window isn't even this wide!
See? Okay! Getting a hold of myself, THIS IS SERIOUS! And I was really sad and completely conflicted about it.
Liam: AUGH! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
Zebra: *quiet voice* Yeah, well I don't have a crush on you anymore..!
;_;
T_T
Its all over. The marriage is now officially off and Zebra, heirs assured, is kicked out of the house and into the sim bin.
The butler apparently never liked her anyway. True colours, mate. They're showing.
And then:
The Insensitive Happened!
Liam, you are the MOST sympathetic ex-spouse the world has EVER seen. Gods I guess I can at least be thankful its not the worlds TINIEST violin. BUT STILL O_O;;;
He played her entire exit, and turned his back as she went out the door.
Zebra: Say goodbye to my children.
Zebra: Please.
Grief: A portrait.
After a day of everyone in the house re-enacting Manitee's look from above, I decided that just because they're divorced and their relationships are in the negative, that's no reason to evict Zebra totally from her own Legacy round. So I got Chameleon to invite her mother to come move back in.
And I discovered this. No crush, but she's still very much in love with him.
*strokes imaginary Confucian beard with promise*
Bouyed by this revelation, I decided to fill a long-held Chameleon want. COME ON FOOD CONTEST TURKEY!
Her opponents? Some maxis dude with a bowl fool of Gran's Comfort Soup, stakeit_uk's Roseanne Pickles with a rather lacklustre stack of Strawberry Pancakes and some Maxis Sim touting a TUB. OF. ICE. CREAM. WTH?! O_O;; How is that possibly a contender? Or even legal!?
Awww, I love how distressed and anxious they all are about this. Chameleon? Honey? Have you SEEN the other entries? I kinda think you have this one on the bag...
Raise your hand if you were shocked by this outcome.
No takers?
Yeah my hand didn't go up either.
And while at the food contest, a certain shy blonde (with an innapropriate yet definite thing for cougars and milfs), Eric Angstrom (olivethegreat), caught Chameleon's eye and came home with her.
Luckily he doesn't JUST like the venerable ladies.
The-Pimple-On-Mantiee's-Forehead: Intergalactic ships use me to spot Sim!Earth from lightyears away from space!
Meanwhile, the local busy body has decided to help Liam get over his live-in ex-wife.
WITH GODDAMN DORA OTTOMAS!
Oh yeah, everyone wants a piece of THAT.
Eric Angstrom: I DO!
Ugh, blondie. You're not helping >_>;;
Eric Angstrom: I'd eat a slice of THAT action too!
Honestly I wonder about him, he's lusting after the older ladies,
While he follows THIS up the stairs..?
Man Eric, I SINCERELY hope you're thinking of Chameleon right now...
...That's really all I can say. xD