The Magicakes Round Robin Legacy: Round One, Generation One, Part Five
70 Images (5MB), Nudity, Excessive Bugs & Borkage and Flailing
Adult Themes, Mild Language, Sexual References
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The Magicakes Round Robin Legacy: Round One, Generation One, Part Five
Here we are in sunny Magicakesland, and everyone is at school and that's why you see no one in this screenshot.
OR DO YOU?!
Notice there's a sunny plumbbob in the room? APPARENTLY that's above Ramsey (quellasims ). DO YOU SEE RAMSEY?! No, don't either.
And so I tried to pick him up. And lo and behold, I could pick up his damn plumbob, but it was like he was some kind of completely intangible presence. He could interact with the environment, and there was a convenient marker to say where he SHOULD have been.
But no him.
Make me panic much?!
So I thought, okay, might be a glitch, restart the computer, restart the game.
Well guess what I opened up my game to:
So this is a screenshot of Tarsus (telectroscope) dancing with Kor'a (boolpropbea). I promise it is. I'm not making this shit up. O_O;;
Basically what was happening was the kids were getting on the bus/walking to school and the bus would go through the portal, and I guess in a way the sims SHELLS would go through the portal. But they themselves would not.
Their little simmie souls, they were jumping out and playing hooky. >_<;;;
Whilst in the midst of madness, this happened. YEAH WHALE TRACKING! Admiral job is admirable, Peluda (engram_au). :D
Guess she's never going to be atrociously evil.. ^_^;;
Newly aqcuired Koi Pond Koi: *be completely perplexed by all dilemmas, ever*
AAUUUGH! Its not like I didn't try. Over and over and over.
Every time they showed up in the house - or their plumbobs showed up as the case may be - I would tell them to go back to school until the option wasn't available anymore. >_<;;;
AND YET! AUUGH!
And then Jackalope began floating around the house, and she wasn't tied to ANYONE. Not even either of the NPCs. *flails around*
GHOST CAREGIVER!!!
No amount of restarting helped, and I couldn't pick anyone up to delete/reset them and I was going crazy and it was sapping up a LOT of my play time. Like, a LOT.
AND THEN! engram_au reminded me that I could force errors with the batbox. So head desked, and then I did that. And I also nuked EVERYTHING I could possibly think of. Saved, quit out of EVERYTHING, and then came back. Some things came back harder than others. Like walls coming back INSIDE windows instead of glass. BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE:
THANK. GOD! I CAN SEE YOU, KOR'A!
I am so glad to see your pretty pretty faaace <333
Uh, though, this was an unexpected - though completely in-keeping with their relationship - turn of events...
Ferne (cosmetical): OH MY GIDDY AUNT PELUDA MY WIFE IS NAKED I LOVE HER SO MUCH!
OMG STALKER PEDO HEADMASTER! IT WAS YOOOOOOOOOU!!!
He showed up in the middle of the kitchen, no one could interact with him - you could click on him and attempt to queue up something but it would just fall off queu - and he jsut stood there. Looking gruff.
ITS NOT MY FAULT, ITS THE FREAKEN HEADMASTER! BLAME HIM! DO IT NOW!
Notice how there's no options for guests, even though he's standing there, giving the butler the evil eye!?
Yeah. Headmaster. BORKEDFACE.
OH REALLY! Did he just arrive. Are you sure he wasn't already here?!
At 5pm when he was supposed to show up, this pop up presented itself, and he vanished from the kitchen, and reappeared on the front porch, and just walked in without needing to be invited in or greeted or anything.
Anyone have any idea why he's got such a big grin on his face? Anyone?
*shifty eyes of +3423 to shiftiness*
Ferne: *does an inadvertant sexy dance while in the middle of an enthusiastic anecdote*
Gianmarco the Pedo!Stalker Headmaster of Borkage: *has a heart attack*
Ferne: *attains tenterhooks* Was it something I said?
No darling, it really, REALLY wasn't...
Who loves how modest the butler is that he constantly averts his eyes in the face of SO MUCH EMPLOYER NUDITY!?
TOO. MANY. JOKES. CAN'T. HANDLE. IT. BRAIN... IMPLODING. AUUUGH!
Green Concepta (juri_anne) is neither too scared too look, nor modest, NOR finds this situation funny. Its DEADLY serious.
Or he's gone all deer in the headlights.
U C WUT I DID THAR?! ;)
Wait, what?! WHY?! *will miss him*
(I later realised it was from nuking the schedulers, but SOMETHING had to be going wrong!)
WAIT WHAT, HE HAS!? AUUUGH! The bugging made me miss it!
He didn't even get cake ;_;
No matter how many blood spattered signs you see, Wolpertinger, I promise, its NOT a lie.
But dude, cute little boy is SERIOUSLY cute! Though his philtrum is a bit.. interesting.. xD Lets hope it evens out in adulthood...
OR is just super awesome looking with a mustache on it xD :D
Wolpertinger: I AGE UP AND DISCOVER MY PARENTS ARE PROSTITUTING THEMSELVES FOR MY EDUCATION?!?! *shocked and appalled*
Not everyone really cares for sucking up to Pedo!Stalker Headmaster, Wolpertinger. That's a FLAWLESS Monty Python reference you've delivered there, Kor'a.
Wolpertinger: OH MY STARS! SHE'S JEAPORDIZING EVERYTHING THEY'RE WORKING FOR WITH HER UNCOUTH BEHAVIOUR! *trauma*
Ferne: Are you sure that's all you need? I could don my cape and wizard cap, if you like?
LOL! So this time to make up for Peluda's lack of entry, they're really REALLY in.
Except for where its just Tarsus and Wolpertinger.
BAH! I AM SORRY YOU DO NOT GET A GOOD EDUCATION BECAUSE OF STUPID ERRORS NAMED AFTER AN INSECT OF A LARGE ORDER DISTINGUISHED BY HAVING MOUTHPARTS THAT ARE MODIFIED FOR PIERCING AND ~~SUCKING~~! ;_;
Tarsus: I'm learning anatomy! :D
*tries to resist urge to make WoW joke about that increasing his crit rating*
*fails*
Green: *still utterly a deer trapped in on coming headlights*
Windows: *have gone on holiday*
Kor'a: *bes angry about missing out on Private School due to beasts that suck*
Jackalope: *merges with her mother's arm in celebration of her birthday*
HOLY UNEXPECTED FACE BATMAN! O_O
A face mask & some freckles so she look like more of here genes are shared with her non-alien mummy, and ITS STILL GOOD!
Oh man, Kor'a, you're such a sweet older sister. There isn't a HINT of adopted stigma in this household, and I'm VERY glad for it.
AUUUGH! And then guess what happend? Yeaps. They tried to go to school and they all fell out of the portal. Some of them escaping wth their 'skins' and others not so much. I did some more googling and researching around and the ONLY solution was moving them out and bulldozing the lot. *sigh*
So it was time to pick up as many things in the house as possible, stick them in inventories and say goodbye to house number three.
And hope that THIS time, the items STAYED in aforementioned inventories.
And this is whre I discovered thatn you CAN'T inventory these. ;_; I AM SO DISTAUGHT ABOUT THAT!
I totally imagine that this is a portrait of Tarsus and Kor'a...
Au Revoir beautiful children's expressions of sim selves!
HELLO THERE AND WELCOME TO HOME FOUR!
Which I began decorating and refurnishin in the kitchen and kind of forgot to pay attention to the amount I was spending.. Till they only had 5k left and I hadn't placed any beds or toilets yet.... ^_^;;;
But MANG! DO WANT this kitchen in real life, kthx!
Ramsey (quellasims): Nice kitchens make me want to voluntarily disfigure my own face with my hand *weeps*
Well I'm sorry you feel that way, cause /I/ love it!
Tarsus: I think I'll take this moment to go SUPERNOVA!!
And morphs into an overweight weakling who's massively impressed with himself... Lawds that's a beer gut and a half. HOW did you attain that thing, Tarsus?!
Random Townie Child Tarsus Brought Home From School: *BES PERPLEXED!*
Ahahhaa, of COURSE you are, Tarsus! You cutie face.
So the challenge I rolled for this week was to befriend people, move them in and kill them with great prejudice. So I sent Kor'A out to make friends.
Until I realised I already had 8 sims in the house so moving in sims wasn't exactly going to be able to happen with the mods/hacks I had. And considering the problems I had already, I wasn't about to tempt fate with MORE!
But I didn't realise that for a little while, so I continued to attempt it in the sim week until it dawned on me that I couldnt' do it. THEN I quickly rolled a new one (revealed later) and did it before the week was up.
New house, new opportunity for pets! HELLO THERE, ASWANG!
Trust my Mum's people to name a terrifying and greatly feared creature that. *tears of joy*
Peluda: *is also totally chuffed about that fact* +3000
Wait, PELUDA?! O_O
Okay, so, the house is clearly MOSTLY bug free... ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Apparently I missed her being struck by lightning, but SHE LIVED! SO we're all okay. Well, okay she lived and now has no legs...
Peluda: EXCUSE ME! I REALLY REALLY NEED TO PEE AND AM EXPERIENCING DIFFICULTIES!
Me: Well of COURSE you're having problems, you're just a floating torso. O_O;;
Eehehehe! This was one of those things I totally wanted from Apartment Life. The toy dogs looked SO CUUUTE! So I named him after a suitably cute beastly creature from the deep, aka Trunko. Who COULDN'T love a "Fish Like A Polar Bear" ?!
ARMAGAAAAD SO CUUUUUTE AND TINYY
LOOK AT HIS FEETS!
*snorts and giggles crazily*
Okay, so I'm five year's old. I've made my peace with it.
OH GODDDAMNLINESS AUUUGH! BOLLOCKATIONS! The bug's followed us to a whole new lot. >_<;;
Oh right, ahahaha. Its just a door... ^_^;; Glad no one overreacted then. ^_^;;; *whistles innocently*
WOOO! Time for the birthday of our last (I hope) child, Its Bunyip's birthday!
Bunyip: *massive thumbs up* She'll be right!
OOOH! Crazy cute potentials, I CAN SEE IT.
Meanwhiled, Ramsey teenagered into some stubble in the other room. Looking GOOD, adopted childrens!
*blinks wildly at chance card* Whatever, this isn't Moby Dick.
See? She ain't no Ahab :D
HOW ON EARTH IS THIS A PROMOTION!??!?! Okay I'm officially calling this career path COMPLETELY borked. No sense, it makes, promotionally.
*gasps* THE BUNYIP, SHE LURKETH! *jaws music*
EEEE!! Do I hear the sound of people screaming "HEIR!"?! I think it is that I do! ;)
Tarsus: Uh, I don't know if that's healthy, bro...
Ramsey: *self applies Grilled Cheese Facial™*
Tarsus' Jawline: *bes CHISELED*
Tarsus may have a crazy pot belly, and he might be unimpressed by ~controversial~ facial regimes, but he's the sweetest elder brother you EVER did see.
*blinks* Okay why is this even a chance card? She doesn't strike me as being a sore winner to me... Hell, she gets naked to get her kids into school, there's no amount of grovelling and sucking up she wont do xD
WHAT?! So now she's discouraged because her co-workers are giant douches?! Great.
Uh. Hello Zombie!Nanny... O_O;; You've tracked us down to our new digs, I see...
Jackalope: *transitions into something I find adorable*
Toddler stage was a fluke disturbance?! Cause I'm sorry, I'm finding THIS look super cute!
Ferne: Wanna have more babies?! My wants list is filled with wanting to have more babies, lets have more babies? Am I thinking this out loud?
You may as well be. >_<;; If they accidentally end up pregnant, that's fine, but hell if I'm going to assist her with this myriad of wants! NO THANKYOU, LADY!
Besides, are the ones we have not awesome enough for you, Ferne?
Cause I gotta say, the six of them we have..?
Pretty DAMN awesome!