The Magicakes Round Robin Legacy: Round One, Generation One, Part Six
70 Images (5MB), Excessive Bugs & Borkage and Flailing
Adult Themes, Mild Language, Sexual References
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The Magicakes Round Robin Legacy: Round One, Generation One, Part Six
First up I want to apologise for taking so long with this, I was hoping to have it all finished LONG ago but all of the bugs (and they're not finished with me yet, oh no) and then work took over my entire life (we're talking working TILL 6am every day here >_<;;;) so I've been broken, unwell, stressed... Etc etc, you all know the drill. BUT! I'm trying to get this done, and still have a lot of fun doing it ^_^ Fingers crossed I get all the updates done over this weekend and the heir into katu_sims's game by next week :D
OKAY! So we pick up whee we left off, kinda, with Wolpertinger & Jackalope deciding it was a good time to get their hate on for the wooden doll-house occupants, and eat them with great prejudice.
Thankfully Ramsey (quellasims ) was there to remove Bunyip's tiny toddler eyes from this scene of near-cannablism.
Since I didn't understand how this job was at ALL suitable for Peluda's (engram_au) paygrade, I figured giving up the fishing life (espcialy since we already had the koi pond (shifty eyes) was the ONLY honourable way to go. You know what they say? Honour among thieves... er, witches.
Well surely she used to do this anyway, when she tagged them for conservation?! MAN THIS CAREER PATH IS SCREWED UP! O_o;;
WOOOOOOO!! That is so totally more like it, Y/Y?! :D
New house, new hot Mr Belvedere :D I guess our previous modesty butler got jack of being dismissed when I tried to clear schedules of bugs. *sigh*
But anyway: HELLO there Raiden! *ignores the fact that his last name is Papp* You can come butler my house ANY time :D
Dude, what the hell?! OF COURSE you play the bingo!? I'm sorry but I find that kind of pandering completely idiotic. O_O;;
OMG WTF! Whatever, Ferne (cosmentical), grow a pair! Just cause your boss can't appreciate a bingo of unbridled AWESOME! *high fives*
OMG! OKAY! Forget what I said, Ferne clearly has a pair, and a diabolical pair at that! EEEEE!! I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW ROBOT OVERLORDS ARM!
OH SHIT! Okay so I don't know why, but the kids always say this on Wednesdays. O_O;; But This made me realise that I hadn't rolled for this week and REALLY NEEDED TO STAT! So I did:
1. The 'what-was-I-thinking' challenge. An adult sim seduces and woohoos with the FIRST NPC you see, even if he/she is fugly. If chosen sim is female, roll for pregnancy. Odd: pregnant, even: not pregnant. Have fun with your fugly extra-marital lovechild.
Peluda? Meet Raiden. Raiden? Meet Peluda. *cues sexy times music from Viva!Piñata to get them in the mood*
However, I feel that Raiden decided that simply setting the scene with ~COMPLETELY EROTIC~ music wasn't going to be enough, and excused himself to go repair the shorting trash compactor - what's more sexy than a man that's fixing things? STEVEN MOFFAT CAN'T BE WRONG!
Except where he is.
ANYWAY! Before proceedings could get very far at all, this plan backfired as no one in Simsland ever remembers to turn off the mains power before doing anything electrical.
You guys shoulda just run with it and jumped straight in the sack.
If this was an episode of Sesame Street, at the end of it we'd hve to definitely declare that this 'episode' was brought to you by BALLS. OF. STEEL.
The family freaks out at this train wreck in progress, a fire begins licking at the timbers of the kitchen, Peluda freaks out for the welfare of the platter of grilled cheese, and Raiden. Oh. Raiden. He carries on repairing despite his recent electrocution and major burns.
Goddamn he's cocky. And made of asbestos.
Did I mention his balls of steel? I'm not sure I did... HOLY JESUS MAN! There's dedication to the job, and then there's outright lunacy. O_O;;
And then the fireman showed up, in the nick of time and put everything and everyone out, whilst Raiden continued in his single purpose of getting into Peluda's pants via handymanning.
He totally completed that job, mind you.
Raiden: MmMmmMmmmmm Barbeque.
Wolpertinger! I SEE YOU THERE! Just because I let you eat the wooden dolls, does NOT mean I'm going to let you rip the seared flesh from your butler's body. O_o;;
Wittness the Badassery of Ferne. AND REVERE!! *adoration*
This is the sexiest vision of simflesh you've ever seen. Admit it. You're overcome with desire.
*sigh* So it turns out that you can't sex up the butler. Ever. And I got totally jack of it all so made Peluda tombstone of l&d pregnant instead. Look the rumours are true, you CAN get knocked up by hugging a member of the opposite sex! O_o;;
WOO! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAGICAKES HEIR.. Uh.. I mean BUNYIP! :D
Uh, so... Not to be a cliche or anything...
But: FLAWLESS!
OKay so I know, this is a cheat and its with walls-down, but OMG ITS SO CUTE! :D <33
Why yes Peluda, you are running down a really boring looking corridoor. Uh. I mean yes you ARE pregnant. Did you not believe everything your girlfriends told you when you were nine?
This is a lovely scene of Parental Pride for the academic achievement of her children, yes?
Except for when you realise their OTHER mum is sitting in the kitchen, gorging herself on grilled cheese and enthusing about the fact that they had sex about 20 seconds ago...
Its Kor'a's (boolpropbea) 18th birthday! And I still forgot to fix her eyes ^_^;;
But anyway, to move this all along, I decided when the adopted kids turned 18, I'd send them all to college so the house was less full and less likely to be prone to even MORE slowing down on my part by micro managing. xD Adopted kids get a tertiary education, the 'gene carrying' kids have to stay at home. ~~FAVOURITISM~~? xD
Okay so I love your family, Kor'a? But I think I'd have this face upon leaving this total madhouse behind too... ^_^;;
Far, FAR behind.
Awwww! Okay so I had trouble letting go, as did her family who all chsed after her to say goodbye as she jumped into the university bin a cab. *tears up*
OH RIGHT! I FORGOT TO MENTION! A new week rolled over and I managed to roll myself this:
1. The Internet Scam Challenge. Your household looses all of their money. All their money. Use the familyfunds cheat.
Which I thought would be fine, as both Peluda and Ferne have great paying jobs, and the kids seem to get money left right and centre from school.
But unfortunately, no one went to work or got windfalls that day...
DUDE! RAIDEN! That is NOT COOL! Where will your illegitemate kid sleep?! O_o;;;
Wait wait wait. WAIT! Tarsus (telectroscope) has MAX dancing skill?
Then explain this, game. >_>;;
Hey girls? Beds are in the next room. They're comfy, and wont give you back ache. And trust me you DON'T want backache. A little time in the bed saves you ALL the time in the bed.
*has been bedridden for a week*
Uh. I don't remember setting it to force twins, and she certainly hasn't had any cheesecake... ^_^;;;;;; *prays thats just extra bloating*
OR! That Raiden's baby enjoys swimming :D Extra amniotic fluid = future olympic swimming champions! *cheers with pompoms*
And now! Raiden vs Tarsus in: THE BATTLE OF THE AEROBIC BULGE!
Tarsus autonomously began working out, I guess he heard me disparage his beer belly? But apparently Raiden doesn't enjoy the aerobics channel. So he wandered in and turned off the tv whilst Raiden was mid push up.
Raiden left the room, Tarsus would jump up and turn it back on.
Then he'd just get started on some stomach crunches, and Raiden would wander back in and disgruntly turn it back off again.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Honestly the last three screenshots were pretty much more than half of one sim day. I got really sick of that opening 'battle cry' the aerobics instructor would call out every time the tv came back on.
YOU'RE A FAMMA JAMBLA, FABLEEN >_>;;
Speaking of bulge beating, Wolpertinger apparently caught the bug and beacme a BEAUTIFUL FAIRY! xD Because bright pink gossamer is slimming. *nods*
The enigma that is Ramsey. A study.
Good to know this lot isn't at ALL bugged >_>;;;
Guess what brought on this spate of enthusiasm.
No seriously.
I DARE you to guess.
Double dare.
TRIPLE DARE! With a tequila shot thrown in.
Did you guess passing out into her fresh grilled cheese so long that it and all the other sandwiches about her decomposed?
I sure as hell didn't xD
Man, Sue's standards are clearly SKY high.
I just remembered they could do this. So I sent them out to do it to make me happy.
Though Bunyip looks kind of scared... ^_^;;
Um, Ferne? I know whatever child you're carrying can't be heir. But is doing that with no protective gear whatsoever really good for the baby?! O_O;;;
ARMAGAD ITS SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY!! *has no idea who's* xD
OH! Wolpertinger!! :D Uh, though, hon? Candles first, THEN cake... O_O;;
Whoa. Uh. Okay so awkward teen years perhaps..? *is unconvinced*
NOW we're talking! :D Hiya cute stuff :D
Holy bathroom birth, batman!
Considering they've hardly spent ANY time in the bathroom in this house, I'm actually kind of shocked at this turn of events.
*pops out and back in to make sure of pacifier randomisation*
Eeee! Such a colourful family! *enjoys*
So this was 99% of my view during this cutscene. A grainy blurred 800 ISO style shot of one a holy simoly wall recolour. Huh.
Then when it FINALLY changed, I got a close up of Ferne's hair. Awesome. xD
AH HUH!! Finally! A shot of a super cute little... Brunette..? I think..?
One of the last names I had on my list. A Kudan, in Japanese legend, is a human-faced calf that predicts a calamity and then dies. SUPER LAME CREATURE, Y/Y!? xD Which kind of makes me love it a little more... xD
Okay so it was a long time coming, but I'm MIGHTY glad I made this bathroom the size I did O_O;; *questions Wolpertinger's choice of wearing matching underpants with Tarsus*
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
And then Tarsus turned 18,
as did Ramsey. *pouts* I WILL MISS YOU, BOYS!
No one except me chased them out to the cars, mostly because no one else was home. ;_;
Ramsey: *last longing look of melancholy at his little sister*
Jackalope: BROTHERS!? WHAT BROTHERS!? Fitness is AWESOME! *sparkles*
Um, so a named this screenshot "64naughtyfun.jpg" I don't know what I was thinking, and I'm a bit scared of myself right now.
But we can forget all about it by watching Ferne and Peluda have a, quite literally, steamy interlude in the love tub. Let the steam cleanse your eyeballs and help you relax. Because stuff is about to go to crap again.
HELLO THERE POUND COP OF IMPENDING DOOM!
Greg: Pound cop?
Me: Yeah, they're a cop, but from the pound.
Greg: Huh. I was wondering if it was a beat cop, only more violent?
AND THIS IS WHY I WANT HIS BABIES <333333333333333333
So yes, the doom I was speaking of..? FIRST she arrives -- UNFAIRLY I might add - and takes Aswang away from us ;_; But then...
She tries to take Trunko away from us. Who, is actually the whole problem to begin with.
See, his little ARMAGADSI'MHUNGRYHOLYCRAAAPS! ..? Well he'd been like that for days and days, hence Pound!Cop. There was nothing I could do though, there were no options on his cage to feed him. EVER. To clean the little enclosure? Sure. Sometimes there was an option available to pet him, but after the third day of his existence, there was no way of feeding him because the pie option just NEVER came up.
I hadn't really thought much of it till the Pound Cop arrived.
He's still a really cute little bug of doom.
Unfortunately, he was a pretty GODDAARN massive bug. Pound!Cop just stood there all day, and all night, waiting. And making really weird idle animations. And since she couldn't 'fulfil' her destiny all the buy mode, build mode and SAVE options were greyed out.
Joy. >_<;;
Not that Ferne or Peluda cared one jot. Their house was broken and every moment of their recent lives could be immenently wiped out by an ill-timed crash due to their family dog bringing their whole existence to its knees... And these are their priorities.
I admit. I love it.