The Magicakes Round Robin Legacy: Round One, Generation One, Part Seven
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Adult Themes, Mild Language, Sexual References
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The Magicakes Round Robin Legacy: Round One, Generation One, Part Seven
We pick up in a house still under completely unsavable (literally, the option to save is STILL greyed out) conditions and Wolpertinger sleeping in his parents bed with his Mum, while his other Mum ... READS HIM TO SLEEP!?!
Oh my lawds, Ferne (cosmetical) IS reading her teenaged son to sleep. O_O;;
(PS: chloriinated ?? After thinking fo AGES that that recolour was part of a GoS SS Set, I actually re-found its little square cuteness tonight at lime-love! :D Sorry for taking so long!)
The family that Grilled Cheses together, stays together is probably a Viking Death Squad Legacy... xD BUT! NO! THEY ARE NOT! But its surely a reflection on what kind of playing conditions I have awaiting me. xD
So back to that really annoying bug that was making me play in terror of an imminent crash losing a large quantity of game progress...
It had been two sim days without a save, and force erroring everything and - well, the dog! - wasn't working, so I got jack of it and thought perhaps if I moved the enclosure outside, the Pound!Cop might be able to walk out there and scoop up the little mite.
Except I had forgotten it was the middle of winter, and I feel like the SCUM OF THE EARTH ;_; Oh god his face is so desperate and pitiful *cries*
And to top it of Raiden has to leave because of the schedulers being nuked. Man the depression party just KEEPS on rolling on...
And the carpools began to pile up, and not leave...
All the while, the Pound!Cop continued to just stand there, while another day passed.
This happened eventually, which was convenient so the kids didn't get penalised for missing school as they all just sat in the bus for nearly another 24 sim hours...
...As did Peluda (engram_au) and her blind driver.
Kudan ended up having his 'first' birthday along save for Mamma!Ferne since everyone was trapped in the carpool. ;_;
I had to use the dormspecific tools cheat to be able to save or delete anyone, and when I came back the lot was even MORE in dire trouble than before, and I was just tearing my hair out as to what to do.
All research online pointed to there being NOTHING to do except moving everyone out, and bulldozing the lot. And THIS TIME, I couldn't bring anything with them at ALL because of the 'event' still going on even though by this point I'd deleted everyone involved in the event and forced errors on all and sundry.
So I gave in, and moved them to Casa Magicakes, Cinco.
THIS TIME! Its a Maxis house xD I think its one of the ones that came with Apartment Life? PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE HOOD TREE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOUSE... It got fixed momentarily ^_^;;
I filled the ballroom of the lot with musical equipment, and Wolpertinger was the first inside, ready to poetry-ize his feelings about all of this out.
You know, I'm thinking this heir poll might be much much harder than first thought. I mean Bunyip is clearly SUPER!CUTE!ADORABLE!GO, but..
EVERYONE is so cute and has their little adorable quirks...
AUUUUUGH! BUT ITS NOT HER FAULT, IT WAS THE BUG >_<;;;;;; She was sitting in the carpool car for most of that time ;_;
Although, she seems totally unphased by the whole thing. Like, "YEAH! I got fired! Now I've got time to focus on my evil witchery..!"
OH WAIT! NOW SHE HAS TIME TO FOCUS ON HER EVIL WITCHERY!
*refrains from getting her a new job*
Kudan: How do I do draw?
Jackalope: See now you take the green crayon like this, and you pull it down the paper. And then, VOILA! A BLADE OF GRASS! :D Or a single drop of Predator blood, after you've stabbed them in the heart with your retractable wrist claw.
ARMAGAD TEACHING HIM HOW TO DRAW *heart melts*
New week, fresh house, NEW CHALLENGE! And what could this challenge be with all this money coming into the house!?
4. Moochers!!! Oh dear, word of your generosity has spread, and people are moving in left and right. The number of people in your household will expand to 8. You may move in friends, family members or fresh CAS sims. None of them are allowed to have a job. All moochers have to be adults or elders. And will never move out again, unless they're in an urn.
Unfortunately, however, when I did this I totally forgot the bit about the mover-in-er-ers not allowed to have jobs until they'd both been in the house long enough to recieve pay cheques, but by this point, I'd had SO MANY bugs and house changes and glitches I figured, SCREW IT! They came with jobs, they can stay with jobs.
As a consolation though, I played the two of them ISBI style, and didn't control them, EVER.
'Moocher' One: The lovely "Eden" by simtasia
Eden is obsessed with playing the piano. Like, OBSESSED. But she came to the house with pretty damn high creativity, so Casa Cinco was filled with lilting tunes which was most appreciative after the kind of thing this family had been subjecting me too.
'Moocher' Two: Ingrid December by shelbster93
Ingrid loves to swim no matter the weather, has a buxom body shape and tends to indulge in secret child care when I'm not looking. xD
YEAH DON'T WAKE THE LLAMA! I'd remembered that I could actually have this now whilst in chat and so the next time I had time to play the game, IT WENT STRAIGHT IN!
In case anyone was wondering, Evelyn the Atrociously Evil Witch, still only has eyes for Peluda, despite RomanceSim!Eden's best attempts at jacuzzi seduction.
N'Awwww three little eligible for heirs in a row <3333
Speaking of heirs, the time creeps ever closer and its Jackalopes birthday! :D TIME TO STRUT YOUR TEENAGER, BABY! :D
Evelyn really is a supportive, sparkly, evil godmother <3
...AAAAAAAAAAND! This heir poll is going to be hard...!
Jackalope, did you... Transition to NAKED?! O_O;;
WHAT WHAT WHAT!??! I'M SORRY?! BUT... WHAT!!??!?!
So Peluda and Ferne managed to get secret!pregnant, so the number of children this family have will now baloon out to eight. At the least. No one is now shocked by me having millions of kids every generation by now. The shocking thing would be if I had families with only one or two kids *headdesk*
*prays to the poorl-written-ea-code that its a single birth*
I'VE BEEN LUCKY SO FAR, RIGHT?!
Following along the lines of me not making the 'moochers' quit their jobs DO YOU SEE WHAT EDEN IS? O_O
HOLY CRAPCAKES!
*waves at Kudan going for a neglected coffee cup*
They're recycling Wolpertingers outfits, I see.
At this point, I was wondering if the reason the kids were in so many plays was because it was actually the Magicakes Dramatical Society... >_>;;;
Also, lol lol, 'netting' ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;
YAY BUNYIPS BIRTHDAY! And in case you're wondering, Evelyn is STILL HERE. She hasn't left. FOR DAYS. She's like some kind of non-official 'moocher' who you can't kick out cause she'll give you venerial disease. O_O;;
ANYWAY! BUNYIP'S BIRTHDAY!
Eehehhehee! She's so cute!
OH MY GODS. HOW WILL WE DECIDE?!
So you know how I mentioned I was playing these two ISBI style? Yeah, this means THIS is pretty much 90% of their lives now...
Tough break, you two. What a hardship... >_>;;
OH LAWD BUNYIP! SO GORGEOUS!
And so many little wibbly faces of cute.
Jackalope: I could have a wibbly face if I wanted to. *stoic*
Ferne: OH! PELUDA! BTW? I'm pregnant! *pops pink dust everywhere*
Can someone explain to me what this star means above near-comatose Jackalope's head?
She's not an overachiever, but I'm pretty damn sure she didn't have an A+ either...
Ehehehee! This is Peluda's little shrine to her wife on her side of their bed. FERNE! You so cute bb. <333
Whoa its just birthday circus in this new house. KUDAN! SHOW US YOUR CHILDLIKE EMPRESS BUTLER FEATURES!
Awwwww! SO CUTE! And EXCITED! :D
Ferne: ARMAGAAAAAWWWDS I FORGOT WHAT THIS WAS LIIIIIIIIKE..!!
Ferne: Oh yeah, that's right, its not bad at all, they just pop out of this thing above my head. *delight*
Ferne: Awwww! She looks EXACTLY like me!
Actually I have no idea what she looks like, apart from her having tealgreen skin, red hair and green eyes. xD
Melousine was my one spare name on my list, I had another but it wasn't really suitable for a kid.. More like a pet. xD This was one of my favourite legends when I was 10! :D
Peluda: HELL YES A NEW BABY! LET'S HAVE ANOTHER! *near explodes out of own skin*
AAUUGH NUUUUUUUUUUUU! >_<;; Gawds they BOTH rolled "have a baby" as soon as Melousine was born. NOT. GOING. TO. HAPPEN.
*gets Peluda as far away from Ferne as possible, into the ~SEKRIT CHAMBERS~ to study evils*
Not that this really worked, three bolts meant Ferne would just come in here, grab a book and sit on the floor reading/writing in her diary until Peluda was finished with her studies.
Which, okay, I admit, I ADORED.
ONE STEP CLOSER! Plus she's got ma witchy default overlay now! :D
EEE! GREY TINGE OF LOVE!
She's going to look great with that green glow. *fingers really REALLY crosed for the glow*
Meanwhile, Bunyip went and founder herself a subtly alien boyfriend. Considering her two elder genetic siblings are BOTH romance sims, and had been jonesing for partners since teenhood, I'm thinking they'd be a little more than jealous at this point...
Bunyip? Knowledge sim.
And know she KNOWS what love is..!
*hides from being pelted with olives and other antipasto*
FIRST KIIIIISSSS!!
Jackalope is SERIOUSLY jealous and tries to ruin the moment - MOMENTS BEFORE this happened, she tried to autonomously hit on Bunyip's boyfriend. HOME WRECKER D:<
Oh man so cute <3
Eden: Do you hear harps? I'm sure I hear harps. *scratches head*
LOL! And then suddenly Ferne and Peluda steal the spotlight with near naked shenanigans...
Ferne then realised it was time to ressurect the dead from beyond the grave, went to give her wife a kiss on the cheek and PELUDA DID THIS WHUUUUT?!
FERNE IS UNIMPRESSED!
I'm not, I'm SERIOUSLY IMPRESSED! O_O;;
OOoOooOooh! WITCHES TELEPORT AUTONOMOUSLY?! AHAHAHHAA! AWESOME!
She teleported to get some more grilled cheese, fyi... >_>;; Priorities.
Wolpertinger feels DANCING is in his veins... I guess this would help him immensely with picking up the ladies. Well, maybe not pretty princess dancing, but its all foundation.
Wolpertinger: Look, spaghetti arms! This is my dance space.
Bunyip: *is possessed by gaming demons*
Wolpertinger: Ahahha! Yeah I've been there, good times.
WELCOME TO THE WRATH OF WOLPERTINGER..!
He followed brilliantcat down on into the Icecrown Citadel. And got his little fuzzy feets frozen. But! He didn't mind, as he was here for a single purpose.
And it wasn't to check out the flight of the frost dragons.
He was off to see the king!
Wolpertinger: Please, Sir? Can we have some more..?
But the King was confused about what 'more' Wolpertinger demanded, and the little fuzzy man's will wore thing. So they killed the king.
Until he died from it.
And only his sword remained. But, Wolpertinger's blood thirst was not yet slaked. Not satisfied with just killing THIS king ...
He went in search of an ice pick to unearth and subsequently kill the next.
Wolpertinger: And then the mage was all "LOL LOL Lets just melt his face, with all this water he should slow cook nicely. And thus we had a bang up soup dinner.
Kudan: OMG! You're so awesome, big brother!
Jackalope: *is so completely unimpressed*
PS: OMG I can't even believe how phallic this recent WoW wallpaper is. What ARE they thinking?! O_O;; *makes a face very much akin to Jackalope's*