talking is words but words aren't always talking

[fictionalcandie]

There's a meme I've seen a few places, and despite not being sure anyone will help me do it (except the lovely
duva, who has promised as much in advance), I'm going ahead and posting it. It just looks like so much fun!

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

(also, this is me, reserving the right to write - hah! - more than three sentences. just so you know.)

Stories I've already never written:
now with added pairings!

• FYE!Adam is a mobster pimp vampire here @ DW (three parts)
• Danno is a dragon, Danno POV here @ LJ (three parts)
• Eames gets his Marvel fanboy on for Arthur here @ LJ
• Danno is a dragon here @ LJ (two parts)
• Supernatural/Leverage crossover here @ LJ
• Arthur is a Marvel fanboy and Eames approves here @ LJ
• Smitten 'verse: Kris and that weekend with Marco and Jake. smutty response here @ DW (Kris/OMC/OMC); non-smutty response here @ DW (Kris/Adam)
• the one where James Potter's parents are pureblood supremacists and have arranged for their son to marry one of the Black sisters. here @ DW (two parts)
• Zombie Kradam here @ LJ (I cheated a little for this one)
• before rock night on Idol, when Adam picked Allison and Kris wasn't too happy with him here @ DW
• That Kradam mermaid story thingymagig here @ LJ
• the one where Kris and Adam are all snuggly on a sofa watching movies while in the mansion and accidentally end up making out. Oops. here @ DW
• The one where Adam is a Fierce Dread Pirate and Kris is a well-meaning but ultimately hopeless cabin boy here @ DW
• Smitten 'verse: when Leila invited Kris over for dinner. here @ DW