hah, I r not that gullible
This is NOT a proper fic, just a little scribble in reaction to someone actually asking Kris what the biggest misconception about him is. He said "that I'm a super nice guy" - I know, right? When it's so obvious he's a mischievous little shit - but this is what I wish he'd said.
"... biggest misconception people have of you?"
Kris smiled, easy and relaxed, and opened his mouth to say, "That I'm straight."
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Within a minute, one of the cameramen had pulled out his phone and made a shocked, tease-heavy, exclamation point laden post on Tumblr.
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Katie went pink and wide-eyed. Her lips moved, but for the longest time no words came out.
Kris kept smiling.
"... I don't. What."
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After they released the interview, it took Twitter seven seconds to explode.
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"I'm not, you know. Straight. I don't know where people get that from. I've never said it."
"But you're. It's not unreasonable, you have a wife, you-"
"Had," Kris said, pleasantly.
"What."
"I had a wife."
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Jim Cantiello squealed with glee - and cried bitter tears that Kris would hand a scoop like that to anyone else.
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Katie didn't seem to know where to look. Her prompters off-camera were worse than useless. "So, you aren't- You got-"
Kris took pity on her. "I'm divorced," he said.
"And you're." She faltered. "You're really not...?"
"Straight?" Kris's smile quirked a little wider.
Katie nodded.
"No," said Kris, "I promise, I'm not."
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Sauli Koskinen called his boyfriend a very dirty word in Finnish.
"... biggest misconception people have of you?"
Kris smiled, easy and relaxed, and opened his mouth to say, "That I'm straight."
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Within a minute, one of the cameramen had pulled out his phone and made a shocked, tease-heavy, exclamation point laden post on Tumblr.
-
Katie went pink and wide-eyed. Her lips moved, but for the longest time no words came out.
Kris kept smiling.
"... I don't. What."
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After they released the interview, it took Twitter seven seconds to explode.
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"I'm not, you know. Straight. I don't know where people get that from. I've never said it."
"But you're. It's not unreasonable, you have a wife, you-"
"Had," Kris said, pleasantly.
"What."
"I had a wife."
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Jim Cantiello squealed with glee - and cried bitter tears that Kris would hand a scoop like that to anyone else.
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Katie didn't seem to know where to look. Her prompters off-camera were worse than useless. "So, you aren't- You got-"
Kris took pity on her. "I'm divorced," he said.
"And you're." She faltered. "You're really not...?"
"Straight?" Kris's smile quirked a little wider.
Katie nodded.
"No," said Kris, "I promise, I'm not."
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Sauli Koskinen called his boyfriend a very dirty word in Finnish.