Why, hello my dearest non - aquaintances. I'm here for ... What else? Ficbitch.
This is my first ever, though with this pile of dead brain cells it shouldn't be too bad.

Today we have an "author" who makes me only wish that my cat had successfully clawed my eyes out all those times. The one, and GLADLY only, KidHeart4. I do realize a while ago  ( Read more... )

*kicks out the dusting soapbox*

All right, ladies and dudes and beings of fluid gender orientation. I haven't done a 'fic review in ages, but this one dragged the opinionated bitch in my brain out of hibernation.

Be aware that the following contains mild spoilers for Bleach. Also, the story includes a disturbing (but non-graphic) birthing scene, ( Read more... )

And here's the second part of the fourth chapter. I'm off to pour bleach into my ear now.

( Please enjoy the adventures of Tsuzuki, the amazing Spineless Boy. )

Why am I still bitching this horrid fic? Why do cats find floor drains so endlessly fascinating?

In this fourth chapter of Two of a Kind, the author piles some hate on Tatsumi and Ketessa doubles her Sue points.

( Also, Muraki wants to be YOUR personal Jesus! )

In this second part of the third chapter of Two of a Kind: Muraki's vaguely religious Mexican funeral! A wussy lord of the underworld! And our second Mary Sue, Ketessa!

( Guess what? She's made of sadness, sass and coldness, too! )

We have reached the third chapter of Two of a Kind, the Yami no Matsuei fic set in bizarro land where psychos are woobies, all verbs end with -ing, Mary Sues run rampant and everything is either cold or sad or both.

And we get to hear even more of Kira Sue's tragic past! Hooray!

( I'd like some streaks with my peas and a spellchecker salad, thanks. )

Here we go, the rest of Two of a Kind, chapter two. It's made of bubblegum, man-chests and tragedy.

( Everybody take out your teeny tiny violins. )

I needed Dr. Scully here to distract me from the horror that is Dr. Muraki Rapeston and his bestest friend Kira, the Mary Sue of Sadness and Sass. Brace yourselves for another long chapter of Two of a Kind. Are those wedding bells I hear? Why yes, I believe they are!

( Bonus: dream sequences straight from LSD Land. )

The Yami no Matsuei: Sweet Valley High Version continues!

( Say hello to the Sue of the century! )

Okay, let me begin by illustrating the main problem with today's fic:


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