It's been seventy one weeks since the greatest, most awe-inspiring Live Journal on the internet fell silent. With the hateforge of inspiration extinguished and its fire gone from the universe the net returned to a desolate and barren desert replete solely by social networking sites and highly amusing image-posting forums containing billions of ( Read more... )

Duurrr! I am truly crap at keeping this journal up to date, but it's not for want of trying. The real reason my posts are so few and far between is because I am a massive perfectionist and for every update I post, there are at least fifty unseen updates I attempt to write and then consign to hell when I lose the ability to think halfway through and ( Read more... )

Holy Crunk!! I just turned thirty, at work, on a shift. I don't think there's too much I can say about the relentless passage of time, other then in the ten thousand nine hundred and fifty days of life I have walked this planet, I've learnt absolutely nothing whatsoever ( Read more... )

Ooooooops, slipped out of communication for a couple of months there. Let's quickly blame anyone but me and all try to get on with our lives. I'm currently at the end of an epic battle of endurance, having done no less then eight thousand shifts in a row. All I know is work now. I am a machine, a call processing automation, an expendable product of ( Read more... )

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RED LEADER: All wings report in.

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RED TEN: Red Ten standing by.

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RED SEVEN: Red Seven standing by.

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RED THREE: Red Three standing by.

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RED SIX: Red Six standing by.

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RED NINE: Red Nine standing by.

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WEDGE: Red Two standing by.

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RED ELEVEN: Red Eleven standing by.

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Hooo ha! It's another icy cold cadaver of a morning and time to exhume another stupid update from the humourless barren wasteland of my featureless skull. Before I kick off, I'd just like to say I had a thoroughly enjoyable night at Evoke, so thanks to all the lovely people I saw and spoke to. I haven't seen some of you in ages, so twas great to ( Read more... )

Greetings and welcome to the middle of the bloody night. My pulse is currently 220 bpm thanks to loads of coffee, so I'll get this out of the way before tachycardia causes all my veins to simultaneously explode and I fountain geysers of blood over the new office carpet and fuktperkusiv's emo haircut ( Read more... )

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I have a terrible taste in films, I'm the first to admit it. But that doesn't stop me from being highly opinionated and considering most things I watch nowadays to be a big pile of steaming cack. So just for the record, here's a few films that probably wouldn't suck if anyone had the balls to make them.

( This update grew into a seriously retarded behemoth of an update, even for me. I would not advise even attempting to read it unless you're extremely bored, you hate yourself or are serving a life term in prison and need something to while away the endless passage of time until the sweet release of death )

Wooo I've just had six days off and think they've permanently removed points from my IQ. So before I completely degenerate into drooling and the primal urge to hump furniture, I'd like to extend absolutely massive thanks to everyone who came to our party. I think I speak for all my flatmates, especially the ones called Matthew, when I say we had an ( Read more... )