Comments | fh_anonymous: The Fandom Zoological Gardens

fh_anonymous

The Fandom Zoological Gardens

Oct 23, 2005 16:42

As the group approaches the plotting zoo, they are greeted by a very chipper guide holding a thick binder, emblazoned with the Zoo's logo, in one arm. She is smiling very brightly and she practically bounces up to the group. "Hi everybody! Welcome to the Fandom Zoological Gardens. My name is Brandy and I'll be your guide to the petting zoo ( Read more... )

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PLOT AMOEBA fh_anonymous October 21 2005, 22:05:01 UTC

"Here we have the amoeba - why there is an amoeba in a petting zoo, I don't know, but here it is. Too small to see with the naked eye, the zoo has provided a microscope for viewing. If you'd like to take a closer look, just let me know and I'll set it up for you.

Re: PLOT AMOEBA bugofjustice October 22 2005, 00:49:34 UTC

Tick turned to the group. "Okay, chums, I trust you to take care of yourselves. Feel free to wander off in small groups to check out the animals at your leisure. We'll meet back here for lunch [OOC: "Lunch" meaning "the end of today's play."]

Tick turned around to look at the amoeba. "Ooh, tiny!"

Re: PLOT AMOEBA fh_anonymous October 22 2005, 01:54:02 UTC

"Very tiny," Brandy says. "Here, let me put it in the machine for you." Brandy takes a petri dish and puts it under the microscope." The amoeba is easily viewable through the eyepiece.

Re: PLOT AMOEBA bugofjustice October 22 2005, 02:05:04 UTC

"Ooh, tiny but magnified!"

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PLOT BUNNIES fh_anonymous October 21 2005, 22:06:56 UTC

Brandy looks at the bunny hutch which is currently empty with the door hanging open. "Well, this is where our bunnies should be. They must have been taken out for cleaning." She shrugs. "Maybe they'll be brought back before your visit is over today."

Re: PLOT BUNNIES prof_cregg October 22 2005, 09:40:18 UTC

[She's on the run from the hounds and the law. Suddenly she stops to look at the open cage.]

Ooh, everybody is free. I'm sure the Man will be tracking those por bastards instead.

[She looks around to see where she is.]

Oh NO! I'm LOST! Help! Help! I can't find my way back...won't someone please help a damsel in distress? Oh, woe....woe...

[She puts the back of her hand to her forehead]

Re: PLOT BUNNIES fh_anonymous October 22 2005, 13:39:58 UTC

Toby shows up again in the same outfit.

"Look... we really need to talk."

Re: PLOT BUNNIES prof_cregg October 22 2005, 14:43:42 UTC

[Suddenly professional]

Toby, of course. What shall we talk about? Your hideous clothes? [a laugh explodes from her and she tries to hide it by covering her mouth with her hand]

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PLOT PUPPIES fh_anonymous October 21 2005, 22:08:33 UTC

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Re: PLOT PUPPIES anextimeagent October 22 2005, 02:20:24 UTC

Aw, look at the puppies! The cute... slightly blueberry-colored puppies. Are they supposed to be that color?

Re: PLOT PUPPIES fh_anonymous October 22 2005, 02:29:00 UTC

"I think so. At least, I don't know why they would color them just for a petting zoo." Brandy flips open the binder to the tab marked 'Puppies'. "It doesn't really say..." She shrugs and smiles up at Jack.

Re: PLOT PUPPIES anextimeagent October 22 2005, 02:32:06 UTC

Jack thinks about it. "Okay. Far weirder things have happened in this place." He gets down on his hands and knees and begins to tussle with the puppies and a cute and sensitive, yet manly and not-at-all dignity imparing way.

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PLOT SNAKE fh_anonymous October 21 2005, 22:10:15 UTC

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Re: PLOT SNAKE 12parseckessel October 22 2005, 04:10:50 UTC

Han looks at the snake, and reaches in a finger to stroke the purple skin. If it was dangerous, it wouldn't be in a petting zoo.

It feels pebbly and dry, very nice.

Re: PLOT SNAKE - Plot Bunny sighting! fh_anonymous October 22 2005, 04:23:10 UTC

As Han pets the snake, a rabbit hops over his feet. All of a sudden, he feels as if something is wrong.

[You have been effected by a Plot Bunny (this is a minor event and should only last for a few minutes or as long as you want it to). You think you're shrinking!]

Re: PLOT SNAKE - Plot Bunny sighting! 12parseckessel October 22 2005, 04:27:27 UTC

Suddenly, the snake is out of reach.

Why are his shirt-cuffs dangling past his hands?

He takes a couple steps in the too-large boots, trying to find some place to sit down. There, a bench. By the time he reaches it, he's less than three feet high.

The sight of a 6' tall man trying to pull himself onto the bench like a too-shrt toddler should amuse any passerby.

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PLOT PARROT fh_anonymous October 21 2005, 22:12:38 UTC

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Re: PLOT PARROT oatmanspatient October 22 2005, 02:55:46 UTC

Marty looks at the parrot and says "Polly want a cracker?"

Re: PLOT PARROT lisacuddy October 22 2005, 02:58:49 UTC

Lisa comes up behind him. "That was original, Blank. How long do I have to wait around for the pirate jokes?"

Re: PLOT PARROT oatmanspatient October 22 2005, 03:00:55 UTC

Marty moves to open the door to the cage.

"You got something better to say Cuddy? Be my guest. I leave the pirate jokes to Barbossa."

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