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The Fandom Zoological Gardens

Oct 23, 2005 16:42

As the group approaches the plotting zoo, they are greeted by a very chipper guide holding a thick binder, emblazoned with the Zoo's logo, in one arm. She is smiling very brightly and she practically bounces up to the group. "Hi everybody! Welcome to the Fandom Zoological Gardens. My name is Brandy and I'll be your guide to the petting zoo ( Read more... )

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PLOT SNAKE fh_anonymous October 21 2005, 22:10:15 UTC

The snake is curled up under a heat lamp. The top of the enclosure is open, making it easy for anyone to reach in and pick up the snake.

Re: PLOT SNAKE 12parseckessel October 22 2005, 04:10:50 UTC

Han looks at the snake, and reaches in a finger to stroke the purple skin. If it was dangerous, it wouldn't be in a petting zoo.

It feels pebbly and dry, very nice.

Re: PLOT SNAKE - Plot Bunny sighting! fh_anonymous October 22 2005, 04:23:10 UTC

As Han pets the snake, a rabbit hops over his feet. All of a sudden, he feels as if something is wrong.

[You have been effected by a Plot Bunny (this is a minor event and should only last for a few minutes or as long as you want it to). You think you're shrinking!]

Re: PLOT SNAKE - Plot Bunny sighting! 12parseckessel October 22 2005, 04:27:27 UTC

Suddenly, the snake is out of reach.

Why are his shirt-cuffs dangling past his hands?

He takes a couple steps in the too-large boots, trying to find some place to sit down. There, a bench. By the time he reaches it, he's less than three feet high.

The sight of a 6' tall man trying to pull himself onto the bench like a too-shrt toddler should amuse any passerby.

Re: PLOT SNAKE - Plot Bunny sighting! oatmanspatient October 22 2005, 05:43:14 UTC

"Han? You okay?"

Re: PLOT SNAKE - Plot Bunny sighting! 12parseckessel October 22 2005, 05:46:42 UTC

"No, pal, I ain't okay. In case you missed it, I'm somewhere around a meter shorter than I was a few minutes ago."

Re: PLOT SNAKE - Plot Bunny sighting! oatmanspatient October 22 2005, 05:53:07 UTC

"You look the same to me."

Re: PLOT SNAKE - Plot Bunny sighting! 12parseckessel October 22 2005, 05:55:37 UTC

"Don't feel the same." He looks down at the ground. "There goes my boot. Look, Marty, my clothes aren't gonna fit until they find a way to unshrin-- Wait a minute."

Han shakes his head. "Okay, what just happened?= I was looking at the snake, and a rabbit hopped over my foot. Then I was shrinking and now I'm not."

Re: PLOT SNAKE - Plot Bunny sighting! oatmanspatient October 22 2005, 05:59:42 UTC

"Bunnies huh? Maybe you should lay off sniffing jet fuel."

Re: PLOT SNAKE - Plot Bunny sighting! 12parseckessel October 22 2005, 06:04:26 UTC

"You still wearing the boxers with the aliens in hats? or did your mama make you give them up to the laundry?"

Han's tne is light enough to make this come out as banter, not a pass or a fight.

Re: PLOT SNAKE - Plot Bunny sighting! chasingangela October 22 2005, 06:26:45 UTC

"I never got to see the boxers with the aliens in hats. I wonder whether they really exist, and what kinds of hats the aliens are wearing. And I wonder whether you're technically an alien, Han, since you weren't born on Earth. You should, like, call the National Enquirer and promise them an interview with a genuine creature form outer space. I bet they would print it. I wonder how much they pay?"

Re: PLOT SNAKE - Plot Bunny sighting! 12parseckessel October 22 2005, 06:34:58 UTC

"Hey Red."

Han listens to the stream. "They're those tall stripy hats. Yeah, i'm an alien, but your gossip rag wouldn't be all that interested."

Re: PLOT SNAKE - Plot Bunny sighting! chasingangela October 22 2005, 06:40:34 UTC

Angela blinks. "You mean the cat in the hat, right, with the whiskers and the gloves? I wonder whether he gets cold without the hat and gloves? And you didn't recognize him. I wonder what percentage of people on earth recognize him? I wonder whether it's more or fewer than know Donald Duck?"

"What does it feel like to be an alien? And how do you know the Enquirer wouldn't be interested? Did you call them?"

Re: PLOT SNAKE - Plot Bunny sighting! oatmanspatient October 22 2005, 06:49:54 UTC

Marty walks up after having being bit by the plotypus.

He pulls out a can of beer, pokes a hole at the bottom of the can and puts his mouth over the whole. He pops the top of the beer and shotguns the whole thing.

He then let's out a large belch, tosses the can and walks away.

Re: PLOT SNAKE - Plot Bunny sighting! chasingangela October 22 2005, 06:58:30 UTC

"Why did you drink it that way?" Angela calls after him. "Why didn't you just open the top and drink it? Doesn't the metal from the can hurt your mouth at the bottom? How do you swallow that fast?"

[OOC: I am sure Angela has many, many more questions, but i should go to bed before I pass out on my keyboard.]

Re: PLOT SNAKE - Plot Bunny sighting! 12parseckessel October 22 2005, 06:51:21 UTC

"C'mon Red. I don't know how it feels different than being an Earther. Why don't you interview me for the school paper first?"

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