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The Fandom Zoological Gardens

Oct 23, 2005 16:42

As the group approaches the plotting zoo, they are greeted by a very chipper guide holding a thick binder, emblazoned with the Zoo's logo, in one arm. She is smiling very brightly and she practically bounces up to the group. "Hi everybody! Welcome to the Fandom Zoological Gardens. My name is Brandy and I'll be your guide to the petting zoo ( Read more... )

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PLOT BUNNIES fh_anonymous October 21 2005, 22:06:56 UTC

Brandy looks at the bunny hutch which is currently empty with the door hanging open. "Well, this is where our bunnies should be. They must have been taken out for cleaning." She shrugs. "Maybe they'll be brought back before your visit is over today."

Re: PLOT BUNNIES prof_cregg October 22 2005, 09:40:18 UTC

[She's on the run from the hounds and the law. Suddenly she stops to look at the open cage.]

Ooh, everybody is free. I'm sure the Man will be tracking those por bastards instead.

[She looks around to see where she is.]

Oh NO! I'm LOST! Help! Help! I can't find my way back...won't someone please help a damsel in distress? Oh, woe....woe...

[She puts the back of her hand to her forehead]

Re: PLOT BUNNIES fh_anonymous October 22 2005, 13:39:58 UTC

Toby shows up again in the same outfit.

"Look... we really need to talk."

Re: PLOT BUNNIES prof_cregg October 22 2005, 14:43:42 UTC

[Suddenly professional]

Toby, of course. What shall we talk about? Your hideous clothes? [a laugh explodes from her and she tries to hide it by covering her mouth with her hand]

Re: PLOT BUNNIES fh_anonymous October 22 2005, 14:58:54 UTC

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Re: PLOT BUNNIES prof_cregg October 22 2005, 15:14:53 UTC

Oh, Toby...I hadn't even considered...I mean, I quit...there's distance. [She begins to pace and bites the side of her finger] But, oh, you're right. When you're right, you're right. Toby, what have I done? What am I going to do? Tell me Toby! HELP me!!!

Re: PLOT BUNNIES fh_anonymous October 22 2005, 15:19:26 UTC

Well first? Don't be such a shiksa. I mean what the hell were you thinking? Making students wear dog collars and play S&M games? Living inside a telephone booth? The press is going to have a field day with this!

Re: PLOT BUNNIES prof_cregg October 22 2005, 15:26:54 UTC

[On the verge of tears] Toby, don't call me that. I can't help it I'm not Jewish...

And they weren't S&M games! I swear! It was the Milgram experiment...oh, god, that doens't sound any better. They'll say I was experimenting on my kids.

Hey. How do you know I live in a phone booth?

Re: PLOT BUNNIES fh_anonymous October 22 2005, 15:35:59 UTC

Toby rolls his eyes.

"Oh... like it's a secret? Danny's been in my office twice a day since you left like some little lost puppy that I have to kick. Oh... and thank you again for leaving and making me a press secretary. It's like going for a walk everyday amoung rabid dingoes with raw meat stuffed in my shorts."

Re: PLOT BUNNIES prof_cregg October 22 2005, 15:47:30 UTC

Danny? Danny's been to see you? [Places her hand on her forehead] Oooh, Toby! Don't tell me that! I'm finally happy. I'm finally at a place in my life where I don't wake up and dread the rabid dingoes! [Suddenly angry, gets in his face and points her finger at his chest]

And NOW you know what it was like, Mister. "Talk to them CJ, Make it better, CJ, Spin it, CJ." Put a lid on that, you sactimonious...spatula!

Re: PLOT BUNNIES fh_anonymous October 22 2005, 16:06:51 UTC

Toby waves his ice cream cone at CJ and pulls on his bermuda shorts

"Uh-huh. Right. Whatever. They loved you. They hate me. Must be my cuddly teddy bear like personality. And for the love all that is holy, please call Josh. Every day he's in my office and it's "Donna this" and "Donna that" and this Bailey kid is totally getting on my nerves. Broke my damn window."

Re: PLOT BUNNIES prof_cregg October 22 2005, 16:10:44 UTC

Toby, that isn't ME anymore! Will and Josh and Donna and the press...I can't take it Toby! That's why I quit! I was desperate...they were eating me alive! They didn't love me, Toby. Ok, well maybe they loved me more than you, but look at you! You're not tall. You're not hot. You're just...just...

[eyes him up and down, taking in the socks, shorts, awful awful shirt]

You're just the most handsome man ever, Toby. Now that I don't work for you, I can tell you. I've loved you since I met you. [Tears up] It was the hardest thing I ever did, leaving you behind.

Re: PLOT BUNNIES fh_anonymous October 22 2005, 16:19:58 UTC

You didn't love me. You loved the job. Admit it. The snark. The put down's. Putting that shiksa in her place when she made the wisecrack about you changing dresses five times in one night. Every day the President is coming into my office asking where your replacement is. Do you realize what that's like? There's like ten people in the world who can do what you do. Two of them well. The other guy annoys me. At least more than you do.

Re: PLOT BUNNIES prof_cregg October 22 2005, 16:23:29 UTC

You're right, you're right...I loved the job. I did. But it's over Toby. I can't go back. Not now...not ever![Touches the back of her hand to her forehead] I feel faint, Toby. You can't just come here and do this to me! There are other qualified people for the job...

[Looks at him] What about Andy? She'd do well. She doesn't take your crap any better than I ever did.

Re: PLOT BUNNIES fh_anonymous October 22 2005, 16:43:35 UTC

Are you nuts? Working with you was a permanent case of heartburn. Working with my ex? Permanent angina with a touch of septic ulcer. That'd be like getting screwed with my pants on.

And what the hell is it with Charlie? He glued everything to.. to.. my desk because I didn't return a schedule? I'm trying to run a country and I'm working with romper room rejects.

Re: PLOT BUNNIES prof_cregg October 22 2005, 16:45:01 UTC

If Charlie did that to you, you should learn to follow his rules. I'm not joking, Toby. He's not one you mess with. He's mean.

What about Amy?

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