Yesterday the good people of the barge voted to eliminate Sylvanas. She was taken out behind the barn, promised many rabbits to pet, and shot in the head.
[Mafia filter]helpmejeevesMarch 26 2011, 22:51:42 UTC
[Bertie has finally figured out that this is a game. Dead people being alive gave it away. So he's throwing himself into the part and is (very badly) trying to speak with a New York gangster accent.]
Right-o, boys, we're planning a hit, what? I mean, see? So who's going to sleep with the fishes this time?
[Some laughter.] Yeah, you're a pretty funny guy. Have you ever really killed someone? With your bare hands? Just felt the life dripping out of them, while they look at you with a pair of big old eyes, pleading with you to stop?
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Who voted for Sylvanis last time?
[OH NOW HE REMEMBERS.]
I vote Eddie Brock again.
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One vote for Brock.
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It's a meaningless game. Actual death would be more fun.
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[HI HOFFMAN???]
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You're welcome.
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Right-o, boys, we're planning a hit, what? I mean, see? So who's going to sleep with the fishes this time?
That O'Brien chap has a rum look about him.
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One vote for O'Brien.
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It was like, a sonic boom, followed by an enormous gust of wind.
I think it was the point, flying over your head.
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I am clutching my pearl necklace right now, tough guy.
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