Yesterday the good people of the barge voted to eliminate Sylvanas. She was taken out behind the barn, promised many rabbits to pet, and shot in the head.
There was once a wise king who ruled over a vast city. He was feared for his might and loved for his wisdom. Now in the heart of the city, there was a well whose waters were pure and crystalline from which the king and all the inhabitants drank. When all were asleep, an enemy entered the city and poured seven drops of a strange liquid into the well. And he said that henceforth all who drink this water shall become mad.
All the people drank of the water, but not the king. And the people began to say, "The king is mad and has lost his reason. Look how strangely he behaves. We cannot be ruled by a madman, so he must be dethroned."
The king grew very fearful, for his subjects were preparing to rise against him. So one evening, he ordered a golden goblet to be filled from the well, and he drank deeply. The next day, there was great rejoicing among the people, for their beloved king had finally regained his reason.
You know we've got a bunch of folks who get off on this, right? Like, people who read this shit about graphic murder and spaz their junk all over the page. They're imagining this shit happening and wanting to try it, just that little bit more.
You want to play whatever the hell kind of game this is, make it private to whoever's involved.
If you've got a fairytale fetish, then read up on 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf', 'cause that's all you are now.
I've been nothing but forthright about this being just a game. [LOL no you haven't, Jason.] Your literary comparison is entirely inaccurate. If you can't get something so basic right, I wonder what kind of "insights" you have into your inmate's problems.
But that's of no consequence to me. I guess if ~Patrick~ says so, I'll stop.
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All the people drank of the water, but not the king. And the people began to say, "The king is mad and has lost his reason. Look how strangely he behaves. We cannot be ruled by a madman, so he must be dethroned."
The king grew very fearful, for his subjects were preparing to rise against him. So one evening, he ordered a golden goblet to be filled from the well, and he drank deeply. The next day, there was great rejoicing among the people, for their beloved king had finally regained his reason.
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You want to play whatever the hell kind of game this is, make it private to whoever's involved.
If you've got a fairytale fetish, then read up on 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf', 'cause that's all you are now.
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I've been nothing but forthright about this being just a game. [LOL no you haven't, Jason.] Your literary comparison is entirely inaccurate. If you can't get something so basic right, I wonder what kind of "insights" you have into your inmate's problems.
But that's of no consequence to me. I guess if ~Patrick~ says so, I'll stop.
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One vote for Arthas.
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[IRONY FLIES OVER HIS HEAD LIKE A FUCKING JET PLANE.]
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