Comments | ferrynheit: This post is bound to be all over the place

ferrynheit

This post is bound to be all over the place

Jan 11, 2007 01:25

Okay, I'm a bit impaired. Lemme just say that off the bat. I downed three screwdrivers pretty quickly. Why? To calm me down. Didn't work. Why did I need to be calmed down? Okay, this is total TMI, but I've been suffering from constipation and today I had a bad bathroom incident at work that freaked me out, so I called my dad (who's a nurse) and ( Read more... )

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anonymous January 11 2007, 08:38:13 UTC

is your mom hot? cuz that'd make it all better.

ferrynheit January 11 2007, 10:02:37 UTC

Who the hell is this? Anonymous people read my journal? Or better yet, anonymous people read about constipation and enemas in my journal? That's strangely cool.

And yes, my mom is hot. She's Super Mom. She can do anything. I should buy her a cape.

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ferrynheit January 12 2007, 07:36:10 UTC

Stop encouraging punnage. I'm all cured now. I can expel waste like you any time, dude.

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anonymous April 12 2007, 19:00:32 UTC

did ur mom see ur pussy did she touch it at all like feel u up?

yeah thats all hawt she shoud def touch it & stuf

ferrynheit April 13 2007, 04:28:04 UTC

Colin?