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[ferrynheit]

Okay, I'm a bit impaired. Lemme just say that off the bat. I downed three screwdrivers pretty quickly. Why? To calm me down. Didn't work. Why did I need to be calmed down? Okay, this is total TMI, but I've been suffering from constipation and today I had a bad bathroom incident at work that freaked me out, so I called my dad (who's a nurse) and

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[ferrynheit]

Stop encouraging punnage. I'm all cured now. I can expel waste like you any time, dude.

[ferrynheit]

Well, now you're just being a party pooper. Way to soil the fun. Er, spoil the fun.

[ferrynheit]

Psh. Mothers. They should know about Dominic. I mean, he's got The Bod. Mine doesn't care either. But at least she'll take care of my butt problems.