This post is bound to be all over the place
Okay, I'm a bit impaired. Lemme just say that off the bat. I downed three screwdrivers pretty quickly. Why? To calm me down. Didn't work. Why did I need to be calmed down? Okay, this is total TMI, but I've been suffering from constipation and today I had a bad bathroom incident at work that freaked me out, so I called my dad (who's a nurse) and told him about it. He recommended giving myself an enema. Aaaaahhh!!! No way, man. But it was necessary. He bought me one. I came home from work and Mom told me I should drink some alcohol to calm me down, so I did. And then it was enema time. Couldn't get myself to do it. Had to have Mom help me. How humiliating. Sorry, Mom. That's probably pretty gross. At least she's my mom. It helped immensely. I strongly urge anyone still reading this disgusting crap to make sure you drink lots of water to keep yourself hydrated and make sure you exercise. I think part of my problem is that I sit too much. I sit at my computer for hours every night. I'm sure that contributed to my troubles. So, make sure you take this seriously, because I'm here to tell you it sucks. IT SUCKS. I don't wish severe constipation on anyone.
Okay, that aside, I think that new show, "The Knights of Prosperity," is funny. I love it. I especially love Rockefeller. He cracks me up!
And the show that comes after it isn't too bad either. "In Case of Emergency." It's got David Arquette in it. I LOVE David Arquette.
I removed the chair from my room. That was Phase 1 of getting better. If I want to go online, I have to either stand or kneel. I'm kneeling right now. My knees kinda hurt. Good thing I'm impaired! :P
I think I'll take Pokey for a walk tomorrow. That's our dog. Poor guy doesn't get enough attention, and because of us, he's a bit overweight. So, I think I'm going to try to make this a routine. Every morning (or at least most mornings), take Pokey for a walk. It'll be beneficial for both of us.
Okay, I can't believe I talked about constipation in my LiveJournal. I blame the alcohol. But I'm serious, it's a bad, bad thing, and you don't want it. So, take care of yourselves.
Also, don't be too afraid of enemas. They feel really, really weird, but they're not painful. Don't worry, I'm not hooked or anything. They're not a new kink of mine. I'm just saying, I found it helpful and it's not as scary as it sounds.
Sorry for anything nasty about this entry.
Ciao, and be well.
~Ferryn
P.S. Was that Dominic Purcell? He's in "Primeval"? Why didn't I know this? Also, is that Reiko Aylesworth in The Knights of Prosperity? She was on 24! She's purdy. :)
Okay, that aside, I think that new show, "The Knights of Prosperity," is funny. I love it. I especially love Rockefeller. He cracks me up!
And the show that comes after it isn't too bad either. "In Case of Emergency." It's got David Arquette in it. I LOVE David Arquette.
I removed the chair from my room. That was Phase 1 of getting better. If I want to go online, I have to either stand or kneel. I'm kneeling right now. My knees kinda hurt. Good thing I'm impaired! :P
I think I'll take Pokey for a walk tomorrow. That's our dog. Poor guy doesn't get enough attention, and because of us, he's a bit overweight. So, I think I'm going to try to make this a routine. Every morning (or at least most mornings), take Pokey for a walk. It'll be beneficial for both of us.
Okay, I can't believe I talked about constipation in my LiveJournal. I blame the alcohol. But I'm serious, it's a bad, bad thing, and you don't want it. So, take care of yourselves.
Also, don't be too afraid of enemas. They feel really, really weird, but they're not painful. Don't worry, I'm not hooked or anything. They're not a new kink of mine. I'm just saying, I found it helpful and it's not as scary as it sounds.
Sorry for anything nasty about this entry.
Ciao, and be well.
~Ferryn
P.S. Was that Dominic Purcell? He's in "Primeval"? Why didn't I know this? Also, is that Reiko Aylesworth in The Knights of Prosperity? She was on 24! She's purdy. :)