How to extract when you are four inches tall and made from felt

Nov 22, 2010 16:27

So you've gone several levels deep into a dream, and discover that in this particular level, you are made of felt. D: But do not panic! Everyone's favourite point man and forger are here to show you how to cope.

Warning: contains hardcore felt Arthur/Eames sex. If of a nervous disposition... you'll probably be fine, actually.







Be sure to check your totem.



(I love how glum Arthur looks here. "Fuck, I really am made of felt". Eames couldn't give a fuck.)



Try kicking out of the dream. (Be aware that being made of felt may render you unable to feel pain, as you will simply bounce.)



Be aware also that extracting from geeks is not without its own hazards.



Luckily, all that "dream a little bigger" stuff still applies here. (You can't very well dream any smaller. You're four inches tall.)



Anyway, while you're here you may as well experiment a bit. You know, with how dreaming works and everything.



... And in other ways.

(Well, I suppose this was inevitable. Instructions for being fera_festiva: see a movie, ruin it with felt.)

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