I drank so much water, you'd think I'd have to pee more often.  At my last checkup everything was fine ( Read more... )

I really wish he'd stop calling me.  I mean we broke up four months ago!  I really just want to move on.  I already feel like I lost most people I can trust in this whole thing and still he has to bury the knife deeper.  Just when the rawness goes away he pops his fat head back in there and makes the wound bleed again ( Read more... )

For Christ's sake!  I walked back and forth three times with my damn popcorn chicken (leftover from dinner tonight). I'd put it on the table in front of my laptop, eat a piece, then take it back to the kitchen ( Read more... )

This whole day was shit.

Except ONE part.  I got my shoes.

OH HOW I LOVE SHOES.

And the best part, these ones are bout 24% sluttier than I normally wear to work.

I can't WAIT!


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I'm trying desperately to get all my old entries back.  A quick explanation is that someone had decided it would be fun to mess with my journal after I pissed them off ( Read more... )

I always feel bad when I have nothing interesting to say (which is always) but when something does happen, I'm compelled to put it down for all you freaks to enjoy.

I was in my office this morning. It's about 10:40 and the entire span of my desk looked like a private eye's office in your typical film noir.

I hear a small shuffling from my left. I ( Read more... )

Kickboxing kicked ass tonight. I'm going to be feeling it tomorrow though, since I got a nice swift one in the ribs at one point. I also somehow really ravaged my knee, but nothing that some anti-inflamatories and ice won't help. My mother says I should take up scrapbooking.

GAWD!

My car sucks

I'm having a difficult time understanding how my rear left tire is crap, but my rear right tire is fine when they were both brand new when I had them put on. Do left tires wear out faster? I've always been very aware that the majority of people you see with a burned out headlight... it's the driver's side that's dead.

Hmmm.

So ( Read more... )

I'm perpetually cold. At the movie tonight I found myself shuffling closer to the guy sitting next to me because I could feel the heat radiating off of him. I wonder if there is a genetic thing about men being human furnaces.

I'm tempted to hit a tanning salon just to gain some warmth. Screw melanoma, just get my body temperature above freezing. ( Read more... )

I dreamed last night that I was in a bed (In A bed, not IN BED) with a skeleton at the foot of it. The person had died, rotted, and had been there since. I think at some point a pirate climbed into bed with me. I had the impression that he was my boyfriend and he didn’t seem at all concerned about the bony man in the bed with us.

I do keep a ( Read more... )