Hester: "[apropos of utterly fucking nothing] Emperor Palpatine is sexier than the pope!"

Liz "The pope looks pretty frisky"

Oh my god.

cantabulous: I think if I were a boy, I'd do Lissy.
The rest of the house: ...

Cantab: "That still doesn't account for the money"
Giles "Been selling your body for money again, and forgotten"
Cantab "Umm... I've only forgotten having sex once, and -"
Heter "Well there was that timne you woke up with a couple hundred dollar bills in your anus..."

Roger: "Oh Hester, been at the child-whores again?"
Hester: "Only the little ones!"

Christmas eve was spent in the company of large quantities of port and red wine, and Priscilla: Queen of the Desert and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. We camped and sang and I was sick; Roger spent Christmas morning clearing the kitchen sink drain (thank you, darling ( Read more... )

Mark at his birthday party. Note the tree! The pretty, pretty sparkling tree! It now has a blue soft toy on top, which was one of Liz's presents to me.

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Random selection of housewarming photos.
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Hester: I'm going to have a shower ... even though I don't wanna ( Read more... )