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Hester: I'm going to have a shower ... even though I don't wanna.
Me: Giles, are you forcing Hester to shower?
Giles: No, actually.
...
Liz: That sounded really dirty.
Roger: Yeah.
Mark: What was that? Roger and Giles are showering together?
Giles: And I'm supposed to be ther dirty one.
Hester: No, I'm dirty. That's why I'm having a shower.
Also, results of the house Asperger's test: we're all pedants, and we think about sex toys too much.
Me: Giles, are you forcing Hester to shower?
Giles: No, actually.
...
Liz: That sounded really dirty.
Roger: Yeah.
Mark: What was that? Roger and Giles are showering together?
Giles: And I'm supposed to be ther dirty one.
Hester: No, I'm dirty. That's why I'm having a shower.
Also, results of the house Asperger's test: we're all pedants, and we think about sex toys too much.