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so on my 18th birthday i decided to become vegan
so six months later i feel like i'm dying
so i decided to make some changes
so i'm going to stop being vegan for exactly one month
so at 2:20 am on the 19th of june, 2005 i made it official and ate a cup of lime shebert
so i can be healthier
so i can be happier

i'm dying and there's a warrant out for my arrest

thanks, dad.

i'm drowning in my own lungs.

i can't even comprehend what has happened in the past 24 hours.

all i know is that i've never been more happy in my entire life...

it almost seems too good to be true.

it's funny when random events give you little glimpses of hope
i put my username into a quiz that puts your friend's names into blanks
it had some surprising truths.
it also said that andy was the best cuddler on earth
and that rollie would give me the best sex of my life.

time to go back to work...

i do not know what to do with myself.

i have no idea.

#1 the guy standing in line in front of us had a pentagram craved in his chest, and slayer carved across his tummy. he had a meat cleaver and drank a 6 pack of beer in like ten minuets. He smashed every bottle on the ground except for the one he threw at an suv. oh he popped off the bottle caps with his teeth. he was super happy and friendly. he's ( Read more... )

i have been indifferent towards everything lately. i went to two funerals today ( Read more... )

tonight i was paid $225 for playing drums in an orchestra.
i enjoyed every second of it.