Facebook sucks and I'd rather sit at the Nerd's kids table ( Read more... )

Seriously out of date. This pic used to get me dates when I, you know, looked like that.

So I think I'm quitting my job today. I was pretty much supposed to be there two hours ago. Meanwhiles, I thought I'd catch the world of LiveJournal up on the last, oh, I don't know, two years?

Of course, I bulletpoint. Because old habits die hard.

• I still live in New Orleans, which is a pretty fantastic city. In many ways, it's cooler than ( Read more... )

• Louisiana has a tradition called a boucherie, which -- don't let the wiktionary fool you -- actually means more than "butcher shop." Based upon the quality of the tourists this last week, I think we can officially refer to them as a "doucherie." People. Seriously. We are neither under water nor are we swimming in oil. Also, tip your waiters.
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In retrospect, most of my exes were really kinda full of shit themselves, too ( Read more... )

The French Quarter Festival was this weekend -- lots of stages, lots of bands, lots of tourists, lots of drinking, and one firefight in which seven people were shot ( Read more... )

You Were Brave in that Holy War You have done well ( Read more... )

I am totally going to marry the goalie for the Canadian women's hockey team.

How did the coverage in your locale spin the New Orleans Saints winning the Super Bowl?

• Drew Brees.
• Jeremy Shockey.
• Marques Colston.
• Reggie Bush.
• Sean Payton.