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[fauxblooded]

I think that some one has been going through my food! If anyone has been going through my things especially my food!, I would advise you not to do so! I can be ferocious when I’m angry! I’ll hex you, unnamed culprit, if I find you snooping! You won’t have seen what’s coming because I’m so fast. And then you, whoever you are, will be very

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[lucylike]

Oh, don't worry so much Rusty. I'm sure all your dormmates already know about your super secret stash of wizard porn.

[fauxblooded]

I AM NOT WORRIED ABOUT PORN!!!! I'M WORRIED ABOUT MY FOOD!!

[lucylike]

Then what's got your knickers in a twist?

[fauxblooded]

My poncey ROOMMATE is GOING THROUGH MY THINGS.

[likeahippogryff]

That was yours, was it?

[fauxblooded]

YES! IT WAS YOU?? I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!

[likeahippogryff]

Great biscuits, mate.

[fauxblooded]

YOU STUPID PONCE!!! IF I EVER CATCH YOU EATING MY FOOD GOING THROUGH MY THINGS, I WILL KILL YOU AND FEED YOU TO HARPER'S SODDING CAT! I EXPECT YOU TO REPLACE THOSE! And I will have to make sure that I apply a nasty hex to guard it.

[cornstalks]

Are you very angry?

[fauxblooded]

I AM! Can't you TELL?

[cornstalks]

Would you like to hear a joke about three nuts?

[fauxblooded]

WHY would I want to hear about THAT? If you WANT to cheer me up, you could come here and SHOW ME YOUR TITS.

[goylee]

Why?

[fauxblooded]

I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS!!!

[goylee]

BECAUSE PEOPLE SMELL?!

[fauxblooded]

YES. AND THEY EAT MY FOOD. THEY DO.

[wiseoldking]

Your roommate's not a ponce. Dover is a ponce. See the difference?

[fauxblooded]

NO except that Urquhart is ALIVE.

[wiseoldking]

Dover's alive. Where else do you think all the gay porn is coming from?

[fauxblooded]

GAY PORN??? EW!!!

I don't know who you're TALKING ABOUT.