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[fauxblooded]

I think that some one has been going through my food! If anyone has been going through my things especially my food!, I would advise you not to do so! I can be ferocious when I’m angry! I’ll hex you, unnamed culprit, if I find you snooping! You won’t have seen what’s coming because I’m so fast. And then you, whoever you are, will be very

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[lucylike]

Oh, don't worry so much Rusty. I'm sure all your dormmates already know about your super secret stash of wizard porn.

[fauxblooded]

I AM NOT WORRIED ABOUT PORN!!!! I'M WORRIED ABOUT MY FOOD!!

[lucylike]

Then what's got your knickers in a twist?

[fauxblooded]

My poncey ROOMMATE is GOING THROUGH MY THINGS.

[lucylike]

You shouldn't leave them lying about then, should you?

[fauxblooded]

THEY WERE LOCKED UP!

[lucylike]

Are you SURE?

[fauxblooded]

YES OF COURSE I AM SURE!

[lucylike]

Well, it's no one's fault but your own where you ended up. Your house IS full of snakes, after all.

[fauxblooded]

YEAH. I HAVE A BIG SNAKE. WHATEVER.

[lucylike]

HAHAHA.

Merlin, I haven't laughed that hard since Muggle Studies.

[fauxblooded]

WHATEVER!!!!

[lucylike]

Prove it.

[fauxblooded]

Oh yeah? You want to SEE IT?

[lucylike]

If it's as big as you say it is...

SHOCK ME.

[fauxblooded]

OKAY. FINE. COME HERE AND I'LL SHOW YOU.