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I think that some one has been going through my food! If anyone has been going through my things especially my food!, I would advise you not to do so! I can be ferocious when I’m angry! I’ll hex you, unnamed culprit, if I find you snooping! You won’t have seen what’s coming because I’m so fast. And then you, whoever you are, will be very embarrassed and caught red-handed and I will be victorious and make you look like a complete arse in front of the entire school. Not to mention that you’ll gain a reputation as a thief and some one not to be trusted ever!
Anyway, I’m so hungry now I’ll have to reorganize everything and maybe I’ll place hexes on them to keep people away. YOU UNNAMED VILLIAN will contract a horrible case of itchy, hideous splotches all over your body. I will have NO MERCY!!! Those who steal don’t deserve sympathy or mercy! They’re MY things! Don’t touch them! Ever! I will be angry! Just like I am now. I’ll make sure that Snape Slughorn hears about it! He’ll probably deal with it even more harshly than I will. I bet there are FINGERPRINTS EVERYWHERE. You’re lucky I’m not that invested in finding you, you lucky, NOSY little ponce, whoever you are.
Anyway, I’m so hungry now I’ll have to reorganize everything and maybe I’ll place hexes on them to keep people away. YOU UNNAMED VILLIAN will contract a horrible case of itchy, hideous splotches all over your body. I will have NO MERCY!!! Those who steal don’t deserve sympathy or mercy! They’re MY things! Don’t touch them! Ever! I will be angry! Just like I am now. I’ll make sure that Snape Slughorn hears about it! He’ll probably deal with it even more harshly than I will. I bet there are FINGERPRINTS EVERYWHERE. You’re lucky I’m not that invested in finding you, you lucky, NOSY little ponce, whoever you are.