Cigarette smoke doesn't hide

As well as you think
And you'd think that it oughta
Act as the perfect ( disguise )

Strange. I just tried to get into the Great Hall to see if I'd left the last of my fags something in there at dinner, and the doors are locked. MAYBE WE'RE GETTING A FEAST!

Ha. 

I really hate how what was supposed to be a JOYOUS return to school (at least for me) was completely ruined by The Lumps cornering everyone and pestering them about their family and if your grandmother's brother's uncle's sister's daughter's nephew STOLE MAGIC ( Read more... )

Happy Christmas and New Year and all that rot. I wish you people would hurry up and come back already. Hooper misses you all something fierce. I can hear him crying in his bed every night. I don't know how much more I can take. He's probably been sleeping in your bed, Andrew.

Did all of the presents I ordered get there in time? If they didn't, I'm ( Read more... )

Has anybody got any Droobles? Brushing your teeth with just your finger and some toothpaste just isn't the same. Not that I don't trust your mad cleaning charms skills, Ginny, but I just can't bring myself to use it again. It's dead to me. There were things on that floor that I'll tell my children about, who will tell their children, and they'll ( Read more... )

Merlin, this is so bloody stupid

Why can't I just

I thought we were friends.

I officially hate my traitorous, resilient immune system. It won't let me catch what Perpetua's got, and I'm bitter ( Read more... )

I say we raid Hagrid's vegetable garden. He can always grow more.

I wish I didb't have to get a bit pissed in order to face the new weerk. I hate sschool a lot right now. More than usual.

As everyone ELSE is going on and on about Hogsmeade, I might as well. I pure couldn't be arsed about the candy or the butterbeer, but I can see why you lot are when Professors Troll 1 and 2 keep nicking the biscuits and all that your parents send you. Wish MY Dad would think to send me fucking biscuitsI just really need some fags. I was able to buy ( Read more... )