This semester has been a disaster so far. I've been partying every weekend and getting drunk and have borderlined failed almost all of my prelims. Oh well it doesn't matter, I have like 8 years of school left before I drop out anyway. Speaking of even worse problems, I shooed off Jesus when he was in the mess hall looking my way, ever since then ( Read more... )

This week sucked. I had to write a 3000 word essay on a Renaissance play we watched in class a few weeks ago and I waited until the last day to write it. Ontop of that I confronted Mosh about his girlfriend and he's completely denied it, I think he only changed the subject because he was shy and didn't want to make me look like a fool. I don't ( Read more... )

I was pretty nervous recently, having to drink because everyone else does, etc. so I started to smoke weed in order to cool down and get my head straight. I tell you, this Colgate Toothpaste, the one with tartar control, really did make me feel like a piece of SHIT. Anyway, back on topic, I ended up going to see the War of Worlds with my G, Mosh ( Read more... )

Yesterday I was in the dining hall and some wiry chick recognized me from highschool and gave me a hug. I think she just needed someone to be with, so I hung out with her because it makes me feel like a player. Then earlier this week this really hot girl tapped me and was like hey. I was like whoa, man I don't know how I was even noticed, I ( Read more... )

I went to my grandma's house today. It was fine for about 5 minutes, but the heat eventually got to me. I broke out in a vicious sweat, which eventually turned into a waterfall and had me crippled beyond the help of a wheel chair. My grandma realized the catastrophe that was occurring in her living room and quickly lowered the temperature. I ( Read more... )

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