Oh piss, what a weekend
I was pretty nervous recently, having to drink because everyone else does, etc. so I started to smoke weed in order to cool down and get my head straight. I tell you, this Colgate Toothpaste, the one with tartar control, really did make me feel like a piece of SHIT. Anyway, back on topic, I ended up going to see the War of Worlds with my G, Mosh, instead of going to the party, I fully intended to go, don't get me wrong, but uh yep I ended up going there instead. Err, next subject. Anyway I've neglected to mention but I'm pretty ripped, I've been going to the gym to show off my body. Me and my buddy Mosh ended up going to Subway during the next afternoon, I believe it was my forth out of the eight meals I ate that day, I don't know I think I'm getting fat. Anyway while I was there that hot chick I was talking about in my last blog was behind me in line and told me hi again. I was feeling pretty high and mighty until I realized her boyfriend was behind her. I was like "yo Barf" and he replied "'Sup". Damn, I wish I could squeeze on her ass all the time like he does.
Later that night I ended up finding out even my buddy Mosh had a girlfriend, I felt so hollow that I started crying over a nonexistant relationship from middleschool. I had my ups and downs so far but I ended up avenging myself the next day. Some big black approached me and challenged me on the courts to a game of bball and me being the player that I am didn't hesitate to take him up. I ended up beating him 21-13 because I'm good like that. Well, to be honest I was down 13 but then I belly flopped him and he was KOed so I spent the next hour shooting 3s and free throws until I had 21 points. On my way back to my crib I saw some faggot playing a tuba and I called him a dick. To celebrate beating a big black I went and made some fishsticks, but DAMNIT THEY WERE HARD AS TITS!!!
Later that night I ended up finding out even my buddy Mosh had a girlfriend, I felt so hollow that I started crying over a nonexistant relationship from middleschool. I had my ups and downs so far but I ended up avenging myself the next day. Some big black approached me and challenged me on the courts to a game of bball and me being the player that I am didn't hesitate to take him up. I ended up beating him 21-13 because I'm good like that. Well, to be honest I was down 13 but then I belly flopped him and he was KOed so I spent the next hour shooting 3s and free throws until I had 21 points. On my way back to my crib I saw some faggot playing a tuba and I called him a dick. To celebrate beating a big black I went and made some fishsticks, but DAMNIT THEY WERE HARD AS TITS!!!