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South Dakota has banned virtually all abortions. Tis a sad sad day, when a women is told what she can and cannot do with her uterus.

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HAPPY NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK!!!

That's right folks it's National Condom Week (Nov. 13th - Nov. 19th)! What better day than today? It is Hump day of National Condom Week! Yay!!!

(Also happy birthday Mr. Melagrano/mfenris13I've made cards for most of my friends for this joyous occasion. And I thought I'd share my top 25 favorite slogans. I came up with 58, ( Read more... )

Dear Alcohol,First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around during the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. You never let me down ( Read more... )

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The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile.