HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!!
HAPPY NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK!!!
That's right folks it's National Condom Week (Nov. 13th - Nov. 19th)! What better day than today? It is Hump day of National Condom Week! Yay!!!
(Also happy birthday Mr. Melagrano/mfenris13!)
I've made cards for most of my friends for this joyous occasion. And I thought I'd share my top 25 favorite slogans. I came up with 58, but thats way too many to post so here you are:
1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
3. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
4. If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
5. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
6. If you go into heat, package your meat.
7. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
8. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.
9. If you’re gonna bust, condoms are a must.
10. No glove, No love.
11. Don’t be a doofus, put a collar on Rufus.
12. Don’t be a honkie, saddle up the Donkey.
13. Suit up your munchkin before you start punchin’.
14. Put a helmet on the dome, or stay home.
15. No matter how teeny, protect the weenie.
16. Cover the duck before you fuck.
17. Wrap it before you tap it.
18. Don’t test your luck, use a condom when you fuck.
19. Don’t be a turd, wrap the nerd.
20. Don’t be a downer, use a condom when you mount her.
21. Don’t be a hater, grease the tater.
22. Don’t be wishin’, suit up before fishin’.
23. Use a coat to enter the moat.
24. Wrap up Paco before tickling the Taco.
25. Cover your hose before watering the rose.
I just thought the world could benefit from this sex tip!!! Happy humping to all! Spread your legs or spread the word!
That's right folks it's National Condom Week (Nov. 13th - Nov. 19th)! What better day than today? It is Hump day of National Condom Week! Yay!!!
(Also happy birthday Mr. Melagrano/mfenris13!)
I've made cards for most of my friends for this joyous occasion. And I thought I'd share my top 25 favorite slogans. I came up with 58, but thats way too many to post so here you are:
1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
3. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
4. If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
5. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
6. If you go into heat, package your meat.
7. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
8. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.
9. If you’re gonna bust, condoms are a must.
10. No glove, No love.
11. Don’t be a doofus, put a collar on Rufus.
12. Don’t be a honkie, saddle up the Donkey.
13. Suit up your munchkin before you start punchin’.
14. Put a helmet on the dome, or stay home.
15. No matter how teeny, protect the weenie.
16. Cover the duck before you fuck.
17. Wrap it before you tap it.
18. Don’t test your luck, use a condom when you fuck.
19. Don’t be a turd, wrap the nerd.
20. Don’t be a downer, use a condom when you mount her.
21. Don’t be a hater, grease the tater.
22. Don’t be wishin’, suit up before fishin’.
23. Use a coat to enter the moat.
24. Wrap up Paco before tickling the Taco.
25. Cover your hose before watering the rose.
I just thought the world could benefit from this sex tip!!! Happy humping to all! Spread your legs or spread the word!