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[fatesjanitor]

[Being summoned into a bed was...fairly strange. Well he crash landed in a living room last time, so at least being comfortable is nice. But...why were his clothes different. And he couldn't change into his outfit. Another botched summoning was the only reason he could find

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[watch_the_pipes]

[When Sleipnir woke, she was more than a little confused, to say the least. This didn't look like any part of the castle she'd seen yet... but from what she'd learned, the place had an awful sense of humor. So, she was more than a little wary when she got up, looking around the unfamiliar room in confusion.]

...Theo? You here?

[Feeling a bit chilly, she shrugged on a robe she found at the foot of the bed, frowning as she headed out of the room.]

Anybody here?

[fatesjanitor]

[He hears the noises and moves towards them, dashing up the staircase as fast as he could. Once he gets there and sees her, he frowns a little. Another female Master. Geez what is with that. But he quickly rebounds with a smirk.]

Ah good. For a moment I thought this place was going to be as empty as I left it.

[watch_the_pipes]

[The stranger's appearance put Sleipnir on edge, and she frowned suspiciously at him as he spoke.]

Who are you? And what is this place?

[For emphasis, she gestured around them as she spoke. The whole thing was far too subtle... and non violent to be the castle playing tricks... so that just left this stranger.]

Why did you bring me here?

[fatesjanitor]

I'm sorry, but I believe that's my question. Aren't you the Master who summoned me here? There's nobody else around here.

[anothermobius]

[The local shops, you say? It just so happens that Caster works at one of these shops! Caster uses the large windows in the flower shop to her advantage and watch the people walking by - she does a double take when she sees Archer.

...Yes, that's definitely him. This place is getting more and more interesting by the day.]

[fatesjanitor]

[Yeah he notices your double take and it takes him a moment but...yeah it's her. It's definitely Caster.

Being the friendly person he is, it's only cordial for them to talk now that they made eye contact. So he'll walk into the flower shop with a smile resembling a smirk on his face. It's a smile. Really.]

You really do look different without the garbs on, Caster.

[anothermobius]

[>smile

>Archer

>?????]

I could say the same of you. I almost didn't recognize you, but I wouldn't forget the face of the man who killed me.

[fatesjanitor]

Don't take it so personally. There can only be one winner in the Grail War - besides, I couldn't have you killing them.

[kinpika]

[Yes, me, as Gilgamesh is chilling on his front porch, drinking something. It's been a habit these days since he's like....waiting for Saber or something.]

[fatesjanitor]

[It's such a nice day. Birds chirping, kids playing, Gilgamesh sitting on a porch, skies are cle- wait.

He looks back to the porch and......

Huh, for getting sucked into a black hole he looks fairly okay.

Yeah you're just gonna get a stare before he turns around with a light scoff. Not even gonna bother with your craziness today.]

[kinpika]

Jealous, you dirty counterfeit? I certainly cannot blame you.

[fatesjanitor]

[Not even turning around to bother with you. Have a backside.]

Jealous of what?

[fatesjanitor]

[He walks on by, still fairly confused and-]

What are you doing?

[He doesn't even realized he said it until it came out. Damn.]

[fatesjanitor]

Restocking shelves. Here I thought you were just stealing. Good to know you're contributing to society, Lancer.

[tsunslut]

*Len is walking around looking like she's all that... Until she crashes head first into Archer.*

... H-Hey! Why are you in my way?

[fatesjanitor]

[He barely even feels the crash, but turns around to the girl with his trademark smirk.]

Oh, my apologizes little miss. I didn't even realize that I was in your way. Please forgive me. [Can't you just hear how sincere he is being right now. No seriously so sincere]

[tsunslut]

*Len crosses her arms.*

Then you should move! Your fake manners don't impress me!

[fatesjanitor]

At least I have some. Don't they teach children about a certain word that makes people glad to hear, when being asked to move out of the way?