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[fatesjanitor]

[Being summoned into a bed was...fairly strange. Well he crash landed in a living room last time, so at least being comfortable is nice. But...why were his clothes different. And he couldn't change into his outfit. Another botched summoning was the only reason he could find

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[tsunslut]

*Len is walking around looking like she's all that... Until she crashes head first into Archer.*

... H-Hey! Why are you in my way?

[fatesjanitor]

[He barely even feels the crash, but turns around to the girl with his trademark smirk.]

Oh, my apologizes little miss. I didn't even realize that I was in your way. Please forgive me. [Can't you just hear how sincere he is being right now. No seriously so sincere]

[tsunslut]

*Len crosses her arms.*

Then you should move! Your fake manners don't impress me!

[fatesjanitor]

At least I have some. Don't they teach children about a certain word that makes people glad to hear, when being asked to move out of the way?

[tsunslut]

Why does everyone here assume I'm a child? It's becoming quite annoying. And I don't care about any certain words, that's pointless.

[fatesjanitor]

...Heh. You sure have a sharp tongue. Fine, you win this round. [And he steps to the side, ushering her to move on with an arm] This way, princess.

[tsunslut]

*Sorry, she still isn't pleased.*

Hah, what an annoying man. At least you listen after awhile... Although I don't recognize you. Who are you?

[fatesjanitor]

I'm told that it's one of my charming qualities.

Oh, you want to know my name? How blessed must I be that you would want to know. ...It's Archer.

[tsunslut]

If that is your most charming quality I am worried for you.

What kind of name is that? You should give a lady your real name when she asks.

[fatesjanitor]

So you can be concerned about someone other than yourself? How thoughtful of you, princess. I'm truly touched.

It is my name. I don't use any other.

[tsunslut]

Don't get confused. I was mocking you.

Hmph, that is a terrible name...

[fatesjanitor]

Were you now? It was hard to tell the difference.

If you don't like my name I'm open to suggestions, princess.

[tsunslut]

Maybe for an idiot like you it is.

... In fact idiot is the perfect name for you.

[fatesjanitor]

I think you're confusing 'name' for 'insult'. But, whatever you like princess. Who am I to stop you?

[tsunslut]

Someone like you could never stop me. Maybe you won't be all that bad to keep around. At least you learn quickly.

[fatesjanitor]

[...oh god it's like if someone put Illya and Rin into a blender.]

Glad I could meet your high standards. Didn't you have somewhere to be? Or were you just taking a stroll through your country.