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Oct 18, 2010 14:06

[Being summoned into a bed was...fairly strange. Well he crash landed in a living room last time, so at least being comfortable is nice. But...why were his clothes different. And he couldn't change into his outfit. Another botched summoning was the only reason he could find ( Read more... )

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kinpika October 18 2010, 23:47:32 UTC

[Yes, me, as Gilgamesh is chilling on his front porch, drinking something. It's been a habit these days since he's like....waiting for Saber or something.]

fatesjanitor October 19 2010, 03:38:16 UTC

[It's such a nice day. Birds chirping, kids playing, Gilgamesh sitting on a porch, skies are cle- wait.

He looks back to the porch and......

Huh, for getting sucked into a black hole he looks fairly okay.

Yeah you're just gonna get a stare before he turns around with a light scoff. Not even gonna bother with your craziness today.]

kinpika October 19 2010, 03:39:56 UTC

Jealous, you dirty counterfeit? I certainly cannot blame you.

fatesjanitor October 19 2010, 03:43:16 UTC

[Not even turning around to bother with you. Have a backside.]

Jealous of what?

kinpika October 19 2010, 03:45:43 UTC

Hmph! As if I need to spell that out for you.

What are you doing here, mongrel. You're supposed to be dead.

-aah, I see. The need to see me one last time has brought you back into this world.

fatesjanitor October 19 2010, 03:48:37 UTC

[He turns his head over his shoulder. Mainly because of that middle part. Well he did make sure people thought he was dead but-]

Funny. Last time I checked you're the one who was sucked into the Grail and died. Did that ego of yours suck in your memories and warp them?

Hah. Keep dreaming, King of Heroes.

kinpika October 19 2010, 03:51:07 UTC

Fool, that thing cannot use me as a vessel so there would be no point in it taking me. No, I was defeated by the only woman worthy of such a task.

fatesjanitor October 19 2010, 03:53:55 UTC

[...Woman?]

Now I know you're twisting things up. Saber never fought against you- the kid did. [Oh he just has to say this] And he won too.

kinpika October 19 2010, 03:55:35 UTC

Hm? Now you are making up your own history. You wouldn't even know considering you were killed by that waste of a demi-god.

fatesjanitor October 19 2010, 03:57:53 UTC

...Are you talking about Berserker? [Okay now this is weird. Gilgamesh has a massive ego, but he wouldn't forget that he killed Berserker.] Go get your head checked - I wasn't killed by him. He was taken down before I even got the chance to fight him. By you.

kinpika October 19 2010, 04:00:28 UTC

Perhaps staring at fakes all day has ruined your IQ.

fatesjanitor October 19 2010, 04:01:41 UTC

Perhaps your massive ego finally ruptured your brain from expanding too much.

kinpika October 19 2010, 04:05:14 UTC

You would hope that considering you have no chance of defeating me otherwise.

fatesjanitor October 19 2010, 04:09:31 UTC

[He just scoffs again. If it was under regular circumstances he would gladly inform Gilgamesh that he skewered him with a sword right in the head.

But no. He might be powerless, but he has no clue whether Gilgamesh is or not. Best not to push his luck. He hates to think this, but under his current condition there's no way he would stand a chance against Goldie.]

If that's what you want to believe then go right ahead.

kinpika October 19 2010, 04:11:13 UTC

I will leave you to wallow in your fantasies, counterfeit.

fatesjanitor October 19 2010, 04:14:00 UTC

Right back at you, Gilgamesh.

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