047 [audio]

[farfairersoul]

You all surely realize that the only major difference between this place and the ship is that it's made of dirt and everything is on one level instead of twenty, correct?

[Pause.]

No, I don't suppose you would.

[SIGH.]

...That said, I think this place is maddeningly boring. I would almost rather be back on the ship, violent insanity and all.

Comments

[ntjstapwn]

Thank you for your wonderful insight, Razer. I'm sure everyone would have over looked that fact had you not pointed it out to us.

But of course, as long as you're happy with the quiet lately.

*haet*

[farfairersoul]

Well, everyone just seems so happy to be here when, really, nothing has changed at all. It's a little ridiculous, don't you think?

[ntjstapwn]

The fact that we can leave our rooms--for now--without having to worry about getting killed or turning retarded is a bit distracting.

Though I suppose for some of us there wouldn't be much of a change.

[farfairersoul]

Now Marco, there's no reason to lament to the entire network about your unfortunate condition. I think you've done a fantastic job hiding your idiocy and incompetence, and now you've just gone off and announced it...

[He sighs and there's a click of his lighter, a pause, then a long exhale.]

Your prerogative, of course, but in your position I would have done what I could to keep that little secret...secret.

[You're gonna have to try harder than that, kid.]

[rocklikerunaway]

Only since I arrived. But for someone who can't see with his feet, you still caught on pretty quick. Good job Sourpuss.

And you don't have to thank me. I'll figure out a way for you to pay me back later.

[farfairersoul]

As I did not even technically owe you the gratitude, attempting to cash in on some form of payback later would be nothing more than a stunningly obvious exercise in futility.

Good try, though.

[ttlynotawizard]

There's a difference between not noticing and not caring anymore.

[farfairersoul]

[Chuckle.]

Too true.

[psychoticracer]

Oh no, that's not the only difference,

You can't fight anyone here. Everything misses.

Isn't that just delightful.

[Oh my god he hates this island so much.]

[farfairersoul]

...

[...What.]

Even if both parties agree to it?

[psychoticracer]

I saw the Major attempting a mutual spar. It didn't work.

... On the other hand, you CAN mess with these "lobster" things. They don't die easily, and some of them are the size of yakkows.

[farfairersoul]

But they're lobsters.

[There's got to be a Jakiverse equivalent of some kind or another, and seeing as Razer comes from AN ISLAND (sort of) he's got to be familiar with them. Crabsters or lobstabs or something idek okay. I like lobstabs.]

You're supposed to eat them, Commander. Knowing that would definitely cut down on the amusement of breaking one, at least for me.

[thepartydude]

You want to be back in there?

With the girl and the doctor and the creepy 90s horror movie vibe?

[farfairersoul]

At least that would be more entertaining than being stuck in this room all day.

[Ignore the fact that he's holed up in there of his own free will, please. It's this or sunburn like hell.]

[thepartydude]

Oh hey uhhhh I don't know if you noticed, but there's like, a huge island out there. It's got sunshine and everything.

[farfairersoul]

I prefer my skin in its present state. Thus, I'm confined to this room.