047 [audio]

[farfairersoul]

You all surely realize that the only major difference between this place and the ship is that it's made of dirt and everything is on one level instead of twenty, correct?

[Pause.]

No, I don't suppose you would.

[SIGH.]

...That said, I think this place is maddeningly boring. I would almost rather be back on the ship, violent insanity and all.

Comments

[onlyajackass]

Hi. So you still have my eyepatch. I'm thinking maybe we can negotiate its return.

[farfairersoul]

Oh, I do, don't I?

[He actually had it in his pocket when they were whooshed to the island, so he has it on him RIGHT NOW.]

How important is it to you, again?

[onlyajackass]

Very.

[It takes a lot of restraint to keep from sighing audibly.]

What do you want?

[farfairersoul]

There are so many possible answers to that question, you couldn't even grasp them all.

[He sounds so amused.]

...You know, I could use a bath. You?

[soyouwannaplay]

Violent insanity? Party. Maybe this boat won't be as stupid as I thought it would be.

[farfairersoul]

The ship is much more entertaining that this place, under normal circumstances, but of late it's been...interesting. To say the least.

It should all be back to normal by the time we get back, however. According to crew.

[soyouwannaplay]

Great. Is that where this motherfucker Redd is? On the boat?

[skin_and_steel]

It's boring, sure, but I'd rather deal with the lobsters than the chick killing people. If you're so bored, do something about it instead of bitching over the communicator.

[tachikhromatic]

Jeez, what are you, two? It's not that hard to find something interesting to do! If you kill enough lobsters, they start to recognize you!

[This is a good thing? Probably? Congratulations, you're being lectured by a Tachikoma on the virtues of maturity.]

And then they scream and run away. So cute!