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[farfairersoul]

You all surely realize that the only major difference between this place and the ship is that it's made of dirt and everything is on one level instead of twenty, correct?

[Pause.]

No, I don't suppose you would.

[SIGH.]

...That said, I think this place is maddeningly boring. I would almost rather be back on the ship, violent insanity and all.

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[psychoticracer]

Oh no, that's not the only difference,

You can't fight anyone here. Everything misses.

Isn't that just delightful.

[Oh my god he hates this island so much.]

[farfairersoul]

...

[...What.]

Even if both parties agree to it?

[psychoticracer]

I saw the Major attempting a mutual spar. It didn't work.

... On the other hand, you CAN mess with these "lobster" things. They don't die easily, and some of them are the size of yakkows.

[farfairersoul]

But they're lobsters.

[There's got to be a Jakiverse equivalent of some kind or another, and seeing as Razer comes from AN ISLAND (sort of) he's got to be familiar with them. Crabsters or lobstabs or something idek okay. I like lobstabs.]

You're supposed to eat them, Commander. Knowing that would definitely cut down on the amusement of breaking one, at least for me.

[psychoticracer]

[One of the Lurker species maybe?

No wait I got it. Lightning lobsters!!]

The big ones put up a hell of a fight for something that's supposed to be eaten.

[He's scraping bottom here, work with him dammit.]

[farfairersoul]

Well, at least they're pointy. A hundred sharp spikes to avoid. That could make it amusing enough, in the right circumstances.

[psychoticracer]

It was. That claw almost took my leg off.