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[fangirlizm]

An onsen party, an onsen party! Ah, I can already smell the drama stirring up--the shy asking of dates--oh so romantic! Professor Itoshiki, make sure you ask Mr. Ginko! Of course, if someone wanted to ask me, it'd be terribly romantic

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[thunder_striker]

Is it really okay to be telling everyone information like this?

[fangirlizm]

It helps them to figure it out! Why, imagine if you were too shy if you thought the man you liked--really liked another man! Or if you wanted to ask out another woman, only to discover abruptly that she likes men!

[thunder_striker]

O-Oh...that...

That would be awful...

[fangirlizm]

This saves them the trouble, of course! And provides a convenient guide to some of the populace of Memento Eden! Don't let gender-confusion cause hesitation in your true love~!

[addedtoyourdebt]

These publications are really interesting, Renge. I keep learning new information.

[fangirlizm]

Oh, Kyouya~ ♥

Are you going to the onsen party~?

[addedtoyourdebt]

I haven't really thought about it, but I suppose so.

Renge, I hope this isn't too forward, but would you like to join me?

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[fangirlizm]

[shitsuji_sorewa]

I can't believe I'm doing this...

Excuse me, um... well... No, nevermind...

Come on, just ask.

No, I don't even know her! It'd be too awkward!

You know, I could probably possess your body and make you ask

E-Eh?! Really?

Probably. Wanna find out?

I'd rather not... Fine then...

Um, well the reason that I'm coming to you is... Well... Err...

I NEED A DATE TO THE ONSEN PARTY AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP ME.

[[OOC: Blue italics are invisible, unless Renge can see ghosts >.>;]]

[fangirlizm]

If you're looking for girls, Yukimaru, Ayu, Riku, Momo, Empress Llama and many other moe characters are still free. The chance of them saying yes if you ask them quickly is ~90% success rate, with the exception of Empress Llama, which has a 20% success rate. If you're looking for men, Beat, Kamina, Klavier, etc are still free as well. Success rate depends on approach.

But Ayu might be taken by Damian, so it'd be best to go with the others.

[shitsuji_sorewa]

I see... Rika-sama is out of the question though... Well, I'm not sure who these Yukimaru or Momo girls are, but I shall ask them!

Ah, th-thank you for your help. Um... my name is Hayate Ayasaki...

[fangirlizm]

It's nice to meet you, Hayate! I'm your new manager, Renge!

Now, don't be afraid to ask! In fact, ask swiftly and immediately! It's often grueling to fight for dates! This place is full of girls who are perfectly free! An adventurous man will be the winner if he dares to ask! There's that pink-haired girl--Eupehmia?--and Maya and Olette and Yuki! If you ask quickly, you may even win the heart of a robo-sexual!

[semper_fi_bitch]

...I don't even know where to start.

((OOC: Waldo. I lol'd. So hard. ♥))

[fangirlizm]

You're disappoitingly near the het. Judging, of course, by your interactions with Haruko. I suppose this rules out mpreg, considering Beat is on the other side of the spectrum.

((You found him!))

[semper_fi_bitch]

Disappointingly? If you ask me, I'm not nearly close enough to it, because I don't like dudes like that.

And I've barely even talked to Beat! I am not the father of anybody's man-baby.

[fangirlizm]

Well, the tests haven't been run yet, so who knows!

Soooo~ Are you going to the onsen party~?

[no_good_tsuna]

Why am I on there twice?!

[fangirlizm]

Your alter-ego, John! Or are you John right now? Yes, yes, how tragic. A double personality, trapped in one body! One who loves women--and other, men! Ohohohohohohohohoho!

[no_good_tsuna]

It's not an alter-ego! Things never go right! Look. There is no John. I made him up. There is just Tsuna.

[fangirlizm]

Yes.

Yes, this is how it must be. Tsuna always rejects John, and Tsuna always rejects John's lifestyle, but John is always there. Supporting. Loving.