There was an enormous fish painted on the display window! It was huge! So huge that you couldn't see all of the fish! The fish didn't fit on the display window! Just some scales! If that wasn't a good sign, then they weren't Jerry Sizzler and Jerry Sizzler, two successful store owners! And not two clearly insane people ( Read more... )

Jerry had found a lovely sign in the dumpster. So it was going in the window! It said:

Going out of business sale:
All services double price!
Last chance, boys!A sale! Double price! That would certainly help their foot traffic here at the new store in Greenland ( Read more... )

The secondary location of OrangeShoeSevenAide - conveniently located in West Mexico, Greenland - was not off to a very busy start. As opposed to its parent store in Mexico, which Jerry Sizzler and his sister, Jerry Sizzler, had been trying to reach when the donkeys accidentally drowned ( Read more... )

It was early! Maybe not early. Probably not early. Maybe it was late. Very, very late ( Read more... )

Their first day of business had been a smashing success! They had discovered Jerry's dead dog Shoelaces and given him a phone, and yelled loudly at a pregnant boy. Plus they had plotted to kill the president. Maybe. That last one was hazy ( Read more... )

Jerry and Jerry had found many interesting items! And they were sitting on crates and boxes in pretty rows ( Read more... )