Jerry had found a lovely
sign in the dumpster. So it was going in the window! It said:
Going out of business sale:
All services double price!
Last chance, boys!
A sale! Double price! That would certainly help their foot traffic here at the new store in Greenland.
So the Jerries polished the silver cow creamer and the lightbulb mobile and the donut receipt, even though they didn't have any polish. Details were not important to successful store owners who were not two clearly insane people.
And they painted some high-heeled shoes and some raspberries onto the display window, all around the new sign.
Open! They were open! All day!
(sign swiped with permission, thanks!)
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