3 Minute Dates 21 - Caritas - Saturday night

[craftyladyparts]

A sign was posted at the front door:

Caritas Presents:
3 MINUTE DATES

Unlike most 3MDs, there didn't seem to be a host. The zombies were just set up, all quiet, when the lights went out.

After a few moments, music started to play. A man's voice started to sing "Ooooooooh" while backing vocals repeated "come on

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Round 5 [8:16-8:22]

[craftyladyparts]

Dates in Boots.

Round 5: Ada Miller / Kuzco

[craftyladyparts]

?

Re: Round 5: Ada Miller / Kuzco

[boneyard_girl]

Who or what was a Kuzco? Ada sat down and looked around, trying to guess at who her next date could be.

Re: Round 5: Ada Miller / Kuzco

[notouchykuzco]

Oh, Ada. We're so sorry.

A be-togaed stringbean in an amazing crown plopped down in front of her. "So."

Re: Round 5: Ada Miller / Kuzco

[boneyard_girl]

Why was he wearing a...pancake? Metal pancake? On his head?

"'So,' what?" she asked, propping her chin on her hand.

Re: Round 5: Ada Miller / Kuzco

[notouchykuzco]

"What are you offering that doesn't make this a complete waste of my time?" Kuzco asked.

Kuzco was...making an impression...tonight.

Re: Round 5: Ada Miller / Kuzco

[boneyard_girl]

"Well isn't that a nice how-do-you-do!" Ada retorted, astonished. "Didn't no one ever tell you that you'll catch more butterflies with honey than vinegar?"

Re: Round 5: Ada Miller / Kuzco

[notouchykuzco]

"Not once," Kuzco said. "What would I do with butterflies?"

Re: Round 5: Ada Miller / Kuzco

[boneyard_girl]

Ada rolled her eyes. "It's a saying. It means that if'n you want something from people, you'll get what you want faster if'n you're nice, rather than be rude."

"I already have a date for th' end of the night," she continued, crossing her arms over her chest. "You aren't exactly inspiring me t' throw her over in favor of you."

Re: Round 5: Ada Miller / Kuzco

[notouchykuzco]

By the end of the night it would be miraculous that Kuzco wasn't pulling himself out of the pond for getting deservedly smacked.

"Who's your date?" Kuzco asked. "Is she an Empress? Because I'm an Emperor."

Re: Round 5: Ada Miller / Kuzco

[boneyard_girl]

Ada was already contemplating if the smack was worth the trip to the duck pond. If it was just going to dump her outside, that would be one thing, but water + Ada = Badness.

"She's th' Queen of th' Ocean an' I'm th' Princess of th' Midway, an' so far you're just the Emperor of Morons."

Re: Round 5: Ada Miller / Kuzco

[notouchykuzco]

"You've met my roommate, then," Kuzco said. "He's a total idiot."

That's not what she was saying at all, Kuzco.

Re: Round 5: Ada Miller / Kuzco

[boneyard_girl]

"'M sayin' you're th' idiot, an' Emperor of only your own stupidity," Ada shot back. "I feel sorry for whoever got you as a roommate."

Did throwing her coke in his face count as far as the no violence rule went? Because he was tempting fate.

Re: Round 5: Ada Miller / Kuzco

[notouchykuzco]

Eh, the magic was probably annoyed with him too.

"I don't like you," Kuzco sniffed. "You may leave my presence."

Round 5: Ahsoka Tano / Thorin

[craftyladyparts]

??

Re: Round 5: Ahsoka Tano / Thorin

[snipsnspecks]

"Tell me this is going to be over soon?"

If this was what dating was like, Ahsoka was beginning to really appreciate the Jedi's outlook on it.