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Yzma's Not-So-Secret Underground Lair and Happenin' Dinner Party
Despite being pink-slipped (shit-canned, fired liek woah), Yzma had invited Kuzco over for dinner that night, and never being one to turn down a free meal that also included a chance to gloat, Kuzco showed up right on time and slammed the door open. "Boom, bam, baby! Let's get to the grub! I am one hungry king of the world!" He sat down. "So...no ( Read more... ) -
Kuzco's Extremely Modest and Retiring Palace
After finally browbeating Portalocity into letting him go home (okay, he'd cried. There'd been crying. Shut up.), Kuzco strode up to the palace like he owned the place ( Read more... ) -
Room 205, Thursday afternoon
"Mine, mine, mine, all of this is mine!" Kuzco singsonged in his room, spinning around like the drama queen he was. "This ugly bed and this stupidly heavy desk and Rhys's two pair of pants that definitely need a wash--"
He stopped and shook his head. "I rule a nation and this is what I've come down to gloating about? Eh. It's better than nothing ( Read more... ) -
Room 205, Friday morning
Kuzco lurked by the common room doorway until Rhys headed for the shower, then raced into the room, slammed the door behind him and cackled, "MINE! IT'S ALLLLLLLLLLL MINE ( Read more... ) -
Voicemail
Yeah, this is Kuzco and I'm not here, ignoring you or both, so....leave a message. Let's be real, though, I'm not calling back.
*BEEP*
