"Okay, what is this nerdy crap?"

The piece of paper in Tamsin's hands was definitely some kind of nerdy crap, she was sure of it. Still, it was their best shot at at least getting the island back to somewhere that had actually decent bars ( Read more... )

Tamsin had spent most of the past couple of days drinking and yelling at random Americans in the street ( Read more... )

A sign was posted at the front door:

Caritas Presents:
3 MINUTE DATES

Unlike most 3MDs, there didn't seem to be a host. The zombies were just set up, all quiet, when the lights went out.

After a few moments, music started to play. A man's voice started to sing "Ooooooooh" while backing vocals repeated "come on ( Read more... )

It was grand opening party time, and Pinkie was about as excited as she'd ever been about anything in her entire life.

That was a lot of excited.

The Pinkie statue outside the store was wearing a three tiered party hat. The pinata facade was wearing an even more tiered party hat that if it was created by anyone other than Pinkie probably would ( Read more... )

Jessica found keys and an ID with an address in her costume last night, which was a little weird. She tracked the place down, found the apartment, and was able to let herself in. She found clothes and a bed to sleep in, a few photos of people who looked kind of familiar, and so many suggestions that she was in the home of an alternate universe ( Read more... )

"Didn't I give you the day off?"

Tamsin could distinctly remember giving Bright Eyes the week off, actually.

"Oh, no, no no no," Bright Eyes said, enthusiastically picking through stacks of paperwork. "No, no, no, we can't have that."

Tamsin pulled a face. "Well, can you at least have a day out of my office? Shoo. Go work at home ( Read more... )

After a second and decidedly more private funeral in the Arctic, Tony was back on island. This time there wasn't any music to distract him, which wasn't nearly as fun. But hey, thems the breaks ( Read more... )

Where had the staff come from? Nobody knew. But sometime at six in the morning, a group of people arrived in the park and immediately spread out over the premises, constructing a bunch of nondescript stands at a rapid pace. They set out cheap soft drinks on the picnic tables, put up some large banners, cleaned the place up and scared off a few ( Read more... )

"I'm not going to inspect the campground, Bright Eyes," Tamsin said, glaring at her. "I've done enough in the great outdoors in my life. I'm not going anywhere without running water again."

Bright Eyes clacked her tongue. "But our previous inspection crews already found that there is running water in the mountain range restrooms ( Read more... )

It'd been a while since the last adult party, and Tamsin had been all on board with the drinking game part of it, so tonight that's what was happening. Posters had handwavily been put up around town, and the back room had been set up for anyone who wanted to come in and get their drink on ( Read more... )