The strange spell lifted as the sun came down, and left dozens of gremlins looking confused and bewildered all over the island. They skittered home quickly to tell tales of their terrible, no-good-day. Soon, a decision was made, and lo and behold, just an hour after sundown, signs started to appear everywhere reading SORY and WE MAKE IT UP TO U,
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She was settled down to one side of the clearing, next to a tree, cross-legged on the ground and telling a small group of gremlins how nice they seemed.
. . . sigh, Merrill.
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Then another Welsh accent had caught her attention and she'd seen what Merrill was doing. "I'm not sure that's really the best idea, miss."
[I had to.]
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"Why not?" asked Merrill, who was in no way qualified to judge what was or wasn't a good idea. "They're perfectly friendly. And they threw us a party!"
[[*cackles* NGL I was hoping for a chance to do this.]]
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Something hit the table with a thunk as it passed overhead.
So don't mind the potato, lying there in the middle of a plate of grapes and yelling "Bird! Bird! You can't trust them, they're evil! Someone get that bird!" in a tinny, digitized voice that emanated from the collection of wires and electronic components attached to it.
"Oh," GLaDOS said after a minute or so to get her bearings. (Stupid tiny potato processor.) "Well. Isn't this nice."
. . . please don't eat the tiny, starchy, misanthropic AI, either.
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A darkness falls over the land ( ... )
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It was probably a good thing for everyone that his stint of thinking he was a stripper only lasted until he stepped on a protruding root, lost his balance, fell headfirst into a tree, and knocked himself unconscious.
So at least he still had his boxers on this time, but . . .
Well, let's just say that a few gremlins ever so helpfully scurried off and came back with a couple of boxes of Sharpie markers.
[[HAD TO. GO AHEAD AND DRAW ON HIM.]]
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So she autographed his leg. If he'd been naked she would have signed his ass, but she'd at least respect the boxers.
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