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Enrichment Satellite Learning Center/Central AI Chamber (aka GLaDOS's Classroom/Office), Wednesday
Break week was stupid. GLaDOS had decided that weeks ago. (Okay, technically, GLaDOS thought almost everything was stupid, but science demanded specifics.) There they were, with a perfectly good testing cycle, and someone had to go and break up the routine by sticking a week in the middle of it so the test subjects could go off and do completely ( Read more... ) -
Office Hours, Monday, September 10
Admittedly, the idea of an airborne pants-eating toxin (okay, not a toxin technically but it sounded intimidating and that was the important part when referring to such things out loud) had seemed like a really good one. How would test subjects react when put under that very specific kind of pressure ( Read more... ) -
OOC: Class Infodump
Personal Improvement Through Science: Aperture Laboratories Presents Physical Education
Hello, [subject name here], and welcome to the Enrichment Satellite Learning Center! Please take a moment to read the following program briefing.
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Voicemail
You have reached the Enrichment Satellite Learning Center's Central AI Chamber. If you wish to leave a message, please do so after the tone and a qualified Correspondence Followup Associate will get back to you as soon as possible.
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If one still exists.
If you prefer to speak to a live representative, please hang up.
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Aperture Laboratories, Somewhere in Michigan, Way, Way Underground (Very Early Saturday Morning)
On the video feed from the current test chamber, Atlas and P-Body had stopped in the middle of the room to do a stupid dance, high-fiving each other like the stupid expendable little hunks of metal they were. That was asinine enough, and then P-Body waited until Atlas's back was turned to place a portal directly over his head before shooting the ( Read more... ) -
Info Post: The Fall 2012 "WTF Am I On?" Edition
Wherein I try to sum up, in sort of brief, the ins and outs of interacting with a sociopathic, amoral AI who has a penchant for psychological trickery and a huge superiority complex ( Read more... ) -
GLaDOS Info Post: The Screened Version
Comments are screened, in case you'd rather not leave it all out there about something you want me to avoid having her say.