Hey what's up pups?  You've reached the voicemail of Leda.  Leave a message at the beep peeps, and I'll hit you back.

"How do I explain this to my children?!"

"Jesus said whatever I say he did!"

"Donald Truuuuuuuump!"

"Earth is for humans!"

"Speak Elvish!"

"Exterminate!"

"Why isn't there a white history month ( Read more... )

By the laws of his land, he had not committed a crime. Nor had he done wrong, by the social mores of his people. He had caught her as was traditional, when she changed form. He spied her out, took her coat from where she had hidden it, and made her his bride ( Read more... )

Initially, when Leda had set up her family estate as an orphanage, it had been to house children who's parents had been killed during Corwyn's bid for the throne. Since then it had become not only a home for orphaned children, but a shelter for those who needed asylum ( Read more... )

( Somethings never change no matter what reality you're in. )

Ellen and Leda were having a lovely conversation about her new album and voicing a character in Disney's recent live action version of one of their older animated films, when a guy in a shark outfit burst out of the small table beside their chairs ( Read more... )

In many ways Sila knew, her life so far had been pretty damn good. She had two wonderful mothers, one of whom was the Queen. So she'd wanted for nothing. She had a best friend, nay, a brother, and doting (if occasionally stern and over protective) aunts and uncles. She got to do what she loved ( Read more... )

( This post has vague, if strongly worded references to a certain waste of DNA who has found himself in a position of power. So, uh, trigger warning. )

"You said you'd send me home." Leda pouted, doing her best to look adorable and pathetic.

Lady Alton arched one of her eyebrows. "I said I'd try when I was done with you. What's the matter Dear Me? Aren't you having fun ( Read more... )

Leda didn't think she'd been this stressed since the war with House Alton. Between the Brexit vote in England and the recent election in the US, the council had begun debating whether or not they ought to close the borders after all. And then some were suggesting that the US might need their help ( Read more... )