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Three Minute Dates - Caritas - Saturday night

Sep 16, 2011 21:15

A sign was posted at the front door:
G.O.B. Bluth Presents:
Three Minute Dates at Caritas
hosted by A Matchmaker Named G.O.B.

That's right. It was time for Three Minute Dates once again. Of course, this time it was being pushed back a couple hours because GOB just posted bail in Lexington Park for solicitation last night so it could better help ( Read more... )

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The Bar [5:00-8:00, before the dates] bluth_illusions September 17 2011, 02:17:11 UTC

There's no regular Saturday bartender, so mod Tino for the three hours before the dates.

Feel free to get sloshed before 8:00!

Re: The Bar [5:00-8:00, before the dates] willbethenight September 17 2011, 03:33:38 UTC

Bruce had turned these dates into a habit. And since it was a habit, he was here at their normal time, quickly becoming annoyed that he didn't know it was going to change.

Still, once Billionaire Playboy Bruce Wayne entered an event, he was going to stick around for it, appearing to drink. Tino was going to get a good tip to keep the ginger ale flowing.

Re: The Bar [5:00-8:00, before the dates] knowsnokungfu September 17 2011, 09:55:15 UTC

Chuck was the exact opposite of almost all those things used to describe Bruce. It was ironic really, that they'd ended up living together. Or possibly fortuitous, because the chance they'd want room the room for Time With Girls at the same time was low.

"You seem like the dating type," Chuck noted, as he took a stool near Bruce. "You don't happen to have any foolproof advice, do you?" It was worth asking. All he'd got before was 'be yourself', but himself was a flaily nerd and that wasn't generally a hit with the ladiez.

Re: The Bar [5:00-8:00, before the dates] willbethenight September 17 2011, 13:07:40 UTC

"Sure," Bruce said, putting his drink down. "Keep it simple. It's only three minutes, so all you really need to do is have a nice conversation and see if you'd like to continue it later. And if things go badly, at least you have a fresh start with someone else right after."

'Be yourself' was good advice, too, but Bruce had no business giving it.

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Round 1 [8:00-8:03] bluth_illusions September 17 2011, 02:17:41 UTC

A good start, but nothing special.

Round 1: Alex Cabot / Howard Stark willbethenight September 17 2011, 02:24:26 UTC

Re: Round 1: Alex Cabot / Howard Stark doyoufondue September 17 2011, 14:27:46 UTC

Alex sounded like a man's name, but Howard was pleased to find it was most certainly a woman. "Hello there."

Re: Round 1: Alex Cabot / Howard Stark glasses_justice September 17 2011, 18:10:25 UTC

"Good evening," Alex said, granting him a smile. "I don't think I've seen you before at these. Are you new in town?"

He might not be. She might just be that bad at socializing.

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Round 2 [8:04-8:07] bluth_illusions September 17 2011, 02:18:40 UTC

Maybe you're getting used to these date things. This is still not special.

Round 2: Alex Cabot / Zayne Carrick willbethenight September 17 2011, 02:38:33 UTC

...

Re: Round 2: Alex Cabot / Zayne Carrick cataclysmicluck September 17 2011, 13:55:12 UTC

This... might be awkward. Zayne wasn't really sure how this date would go, but he was pretty sure it would involve apologizing for stealing her dead body, hiding it overnight, and then propping it up at the Perk for who knows what kind of abuse?

...It would probably be a three minute apology, yes.

Re: Round 2: Alex Cabot / Zayne Carrick glasses_justice September 17 2011, 18:14:24 UTC

So, round two was ... her landlord? Her landlord that had left her a really strange ... voicemail.

Something about her body and covering up her death. Which might explain why she woke up with a sombrero, in the dorms, with a very stiff neck.

"... So ..."

This would be good.

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Round 3 [8:08-8:11] bluth_illusions September 17 2011, 02:19:18 UTC

Halfway through. Who cares? Still nothing special.

Round 3: Alex Cabot / Bo Jones willbethenight September 17 2011, 02:43:52 UTC

......

Re: Round 3: Alex Cabot / Bo Jones nookiepowered September 17 2011, 18:24:29 UTC

Hel-lo. Another (attractive) face she didn't know. Which Bo supposed was the point of this thing; nothing like going to the bar you don't work at to meet your neighbors.

"Well, that answers question number one: girl Alex or boy Alex," she said with a grin.

Re: Round 3: Alex Cabot / Bo Jones glasses_justice September 17 2011, 18:58:51 UTC

Alex laughed. "That was my first question, too," she said. "Bo's an ambiguous name. I felt like we should be talking about our exes, Chris and Terry."

Brunettes in leather or whatever she was wearing no modding honest. It was like catnip. She was going to behave, honest.

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Round 4 [8:12-8:15] bluth_illusions September 17 2011, 02:19:43 UTC

Getting closer, but still not quite special....

Round 4: Alex Cabot / Vincent willbethenight September 17 2011, 02:49:27 UTC

.........

Re: Round 4: Alex Cabot / Vincent glasses_justice September 17 2011, 18:23:07 UTC

Alex wasn't sure she had met Vincent before. She stopped at the bar long enough to get herself another drink before finding the table and waiting for her next date to appear.

Round 4: Annie Edison / Hanna Marin willbethenight September 17 2011, 02:49:41 UTC

........

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