Three Minute Dates - Caritas - Saturday night

[bluth_illusions]

A sign was posted at the front door:
G.O.B. Bluth Presents:
Three Minute Dates at Caritas
hosted by A Matchmaker Named G.O.B.

That's right. It was time for Three Minute Dates once again. Of course, this time it was being pushed back a couple hours because GOB just posted bail in Lexington Park for solicitation last night so it could better help

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Round 2 [8:04-8:07]

[bluth_illusions]

Maybe you're getting used to these date things. This is still not special.

Round 2: Alex Cabot / Zayne Carrick

[willbethenight]

...

Re: Round 2: Alex Cabot / Zayne Carrick

[cataclysmicluck]

This... might be awkward. Zayne wasn't really sure how this date would go, but he was pretty sure it would involve apologizing for stealing her dead body, hiding it overnight, and then propping it up at the Perk for who knows what kind of abuse?

...It would probably be a three minute apology, yes.

Re: Round 2: Alex Cabot / Zayne Carrick

[glasses_justice]

So, round two was ... her landlord? Her landlord that had left her a really strange ... voicemail.

Something about her body and covering up her death. Which might explain why she woke up with a sombrero, in the dorms, with a very stiff neck.

"... So ..."

This would be good.

Re: Round 2: Alex Cabot / Zayne Carrick

[cataclysmicluck]

He was also very young. Face it, Alex, you hit the jackpot here.

"Hi. Nice to actually meet you," Zayne said. "Sorry about everything last weekend."

Re: Round 2: Alex Cabot / Zayne Carrick

[glasses_justice]

"Can I ..." Alex was going to try to get her thoughts in order. Right, then.

"I'm not ... actually mad," she said, carefully. "I mean, I was a paid prostitute for my own campaign once, so I know this island likes to turn people crazy for its own personal shits and giggles. But can I ask what exactly happened? I don't remember any of it."

For obvious reasons, those being, that she was dead.

"Did you kill me?"

Re: Round 2: Alex Cabot / Zayne Carrick

[cataclysmicluck]

"Oh, no. As far as I can tell, you just fell down an elevator shaft, and I moved your body because of safety violations or something? It's hard to follow the logic now," Zayne said.

Re: Round 2: Alex Cabot / Zayne Carrick

[glasses_justice]

Somehow, in light of what might have happened, that didn't ... sound nearly so bad.

"Okay," she said. "Accidental death, and you took the body out of the elevator shaft. Probably had to, anyway, so you could continue to use the elevator."

Death happened, and none of them had been themselves, anyway. That much she could understand The rest ...

"Why did I ... wake up in the dorms, wearing a sombrero?"

Re: Round 2: Alex Cabot / Zayne Carrick

[cataclysmicluck]

"Well, the DA was questioning me and trying to pin your death on me, so to show you were still alive, I... put you in the Perk and propped you up?" Zayne said, so embarrassed. "I have no idea what happened after that, though. There was a wedding and then I was killed."

Re: Round 2: Alex Cabot / Zayne Carrick

[glasses_justice]

"So you ..." Okay, wait, she was getting a headache again. "I died. And there was an investigation, so you ... moved my body around like I was in that stupid movie Party at Barney's?"

Re: Round 2: Alex Cabot / Zayne Carrick

[cataclysmicluck]

"I've never seen that movie," Zayne admitted. "And I only really moved you to one place. But otherwise, yes."

Re: Round 2: Alex Cabot / Zayne Carrick

[glasses_justice]

"It's a terrible movie," Alex said. "Don't waste your time. So apparently other people decided to move me around and ..."

Okay, she no longer wanted to know.

"Thank you for telling me," she decided, just as the chime went off. "This fucking island."

Re: Round 2: Alex Cabot / Zayne Carrick

[cataclysmicluck]

"Yeah, I know. I had to deal with one of my other tenants thinking she turned me into a vampire even though she didn't do something she'd need to do. I don't know," Zayne said. "Well, hopefully next time we meet is more pleasant than these last two."

The first of which being the one where she was dead. Yeah.

Round 2: Annie Edison / Jeremy Darling

[willbethenight]

..

Re: Round 2: Annie Edison / Jeremy Darling

[annieadderall]

Annie had no problem with this one. Sitting down with a smile, she asked, "So how'd that contraband sushi work out for you?"

One of the aspects of the weekend that didn't make her wtf, for some reason.

Re: Round 2: Annie Edison / Jeremy Darling

[stars_and_money]

Yeah, Jeremy was kind of the same about that, too. "Very well, thank you," he grinned. "Of course, the next day I got married and then poisoned, but the sushi was maximum."