OrangeShoeSevenAide: Sunday afternoon: OPEN

[fat_halpert]

Jim decided that he needed a job. Not a job where he did any real work, but one where he could just screw with people. He knew one store in town that fit the bill perfectly

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Gawk

[fat_halpert]

This time you'd be gawking at a sane person in this store, but still.

Re: Gawk

[sizzler_sisters]

One Jerry nudged the other awake.

"Jerry!" he whispered, in what wasn't a whisper at all. "Jerry!"

"It isn't my hedgehog!" gasped the other Jerry as he fell off the couch. Jerry didn't wake up well.

"No, Jerry, look!" Jerry pointed to the front of the store.

Both Jerries stared, and then hid behind the couch.

"Jerry," one Jerry said solemnly, "we are under attack."

Re: Gawk

[fat_halpert]

Jim heard the talking and looked around. "Oh, hey. Sorry about waking you up. It's my first day on the job."

Re: Gawk

[sizzler_sisters]

The Jerries looked at Jim. And then each other. And then Jim again.

And then huddled behind the couch again.

"We cannot allow Bulgaria to treat us this way, Jerry."

"After all we have done for them!"

"All the toy dogs we have sent them."

"All of them! All of our toy dogs!"

The two leaned up slowly. He was still there. They crouched back down again.

"Do you suppose he has any hamsters?"

Come In

[fat_halpert]

Try to shop! Jim's not insane like the Jerries, but he can still scam you out of crap in exchange for other crap.

Re: Come In

[sarcasm_guy]

Sokka peered in, surprised. "Uh... What are you doing?"

Re: Come In

[fat_halpert]

"I'm working here. Want anything? We have a wide selection of stuff," Jim said.

Re: Come In

[sarcasm_guy]

"You're WORKING here? Are you NUTS?"

OOC

[fat_halpert]

This job is perfect for the lad.

Re: OOC

[mparkerceo]

*is already grinning like a loon over this*