Third Floor Common Room, Wednesday Afternoon

[bigdamndestiny]

It had taken a few moments to figure out the DVD player, but Merlin did as he was told and just pushed buttons until it worked. It was a surprisingly good method

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[wantstodirect]

Tony had wandered upstairs in hopes that someone might be cooking. He stopped and stared at the screen. "... why are you watching that? Here?"

[bigdamndestiny]

Merlin opened and closed his mouth, doing an excellent impression of a fish for a moment. "Is this what people call entertainment here?!"

[wantstodirect]

"It's what people call porn," Tony said dryly. "And, uh, yeah, it is. Though it's the kind of entertainment you usually watch alone. In private. Where did you get this?"

[bigdamndestiny]

"Emmett said it was like something called a soap opera!" And they were still-- "Girls do that?"

[chic_harper]

"Hey, do you guys have a vegetable peeler in-- whoa, what the heck is that?" asked Harper, staring at the television.

[bigdamndestiny]

Flailing his hands a bit, Merlin made an odd sort of noise of frustration. "Emmett said it was like a soap opera!"

[chic_harper]

"My grandma and I watch a lot of soap operas together when I'm at home for the summer, and I've never seen one with girl-on-girl action like that!" screeched Harper.

[bigdamndestiny]

"How do I stop it?" Merlin asking pushing buttons on the remote.

No, that only made it louder.

[rocksthescarf]

Chuck's eyes widened a bit when he saw there was porn playing in the common room but he couldn't say he was disappointed to find it was there. And he's seen this one.

"Did you get to the part when they're doing it in the horse stables yet?" he asked. Oh, there's so much hay in that scene.

[bigdamndestiny]

"What?!" Oh, his poor mind.

[rocksthescarf]

Chuck was momentarily distracted by the poor kid's huge ears. God, that was unfortunate. It was like Paris Hilton's wonky eye. You just couldn't look away.

Eventually he turned his attention back to the matter at hand. Which was girl on girl action.

"Didn't mean to spoil you," Chuck said. "They do it in the hay later. Some interesting camera angles in that scene."

[bigdamndestiny]

"You know what this is?" Merlin's ears asked, risking a glance back at the... what on earth was she lic--Oh. OH.

[sarcasm_guy]

When Sokka realized exactly WHAT it was that he was hearing faintly, he ran down the stairs. "DUDE! Are we having a porno party???" he asked. "You really need some alcohol to go with it!"

[bigdamndestiny]

"There's no party!" Merlin said quickly, trying to quiet him before even more people showed up.

[sarcasm_guy]

Sokka looked at the TV. "Well, with THIS going on, there SHOULD be!"

[bigdamndestiny]

By now, Merlin was starting to get a bit desperate. "How do you turn it off?"

[blondecanary]

Dinah was headed back to her room, and heard televised gasping as she came up the stairs. So she had to check it out.

"Omigod." She smacked a hand over her eyes and then said, "Who can't watch the porno in their own room?!"

[bigdamndestiny]

"I didn't know!" Merlin said, wishing he could just hide behind the couch now.

[blondecanary]

"Merlin?!" Dinah risked peeking through her fingers to see him, and tried to ignore the legs and breasts on the television screen. "How did you even get this stuff? It's really not for public! Not!"

[bigdamndestiny]

"I swear, I didn't know..." He glanced at the screen and even his ears when red. "...that was what it was.