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Third Floor Common Room, Wednesday Afternoon

Jan 28, 2009 17:39

It had taken a few moments to figure out the DVD player, but Merlin did as he was told and just pushed buttons until it worked. It was a surprisingly good method ( Read more... )

tony foster, 3rd floor common room, prince edward, harper finkle, firekeeper, aravis tarkheena, merlin, cal stephanides, anemone, adora, claire fisher, francine peters, katina choovanski, brooke davis, dinah lance, sokka, chuck bass, inara serra, eowyn

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rocksthescarf January 28 2009, 23:56:40 UTC

Chuck's eyes widened a bit when he saw there was porn playing in the common room but he couldn't say he was disappointed to find it was there. And he's seen this one.

"Did you get to the part when they're doing it in the horse stables yet?" he asked. Oh, there's so much hay in that scene.

bigdamndestiny January 28 2009, 23:58:26 UTC

"What?!" Oh, his poor mind.

rocksthescarf January 29 2009, 00:04:39 UTC

Chuck was momentarily distracted by the poor kid's huge ears. God, that was unfortunate. It was like Paris Hilton's wonky eye. You just couldn't look away.

Eventually he turned his attention back to the matter at hand. Which was girl on girl action.

"Didn't mean to spoil you," Chuck said. "They do it in the hay later. Some interesting camera angles in that scene."

bigdamndestiny January 29 2009, 00:07:58 UTC

"You know what this is?" Merlin's ears asked, risking a glance back at the... what on earth was she lic--Oh. OH.

rocksthescarf January 29 2009, 00:13:27 UTC

"Of course I do. Don't you?" Chuck asked. What was with kids these days? Chuck's been watching porn since the fifth grade.

bigdamndestiny January 29 2009, 00:15:09 UTC

"Of course not!" Why would anyone be daft enough to do watch this in public? Or private, even? "You people watch this all the time?"

rocksthescarf January 29 2009, 00:17:09 UTC

"Sure. It makes people happy," Chuck said, like he was trying to explain something to a child. He pointed at the TV. Lord, that brunette was flexible. "Doesn't that make you happy?"

bigdamndestiny January 29 2009, 00:21:38 UTC

Merlin just stared at Chuck as though he had grown a second head. "What?!"

rocksthescarf January 29 2009, 00:29:57 UTC

Chuck was giving Merlin a similar look. "Are you gay?"

bigdamndestiny January 29 2009, 00:32:20 UTC

"Do I look very gay right now?!"

...he'd learn. Oh, he'd learn.

rocksthescarf January 29 2009, 00:34:37 UTC

"Yes. Yes, you do," Chuck said after a moment. "You should really calm down. It's just two women having a good time."

A very good time, if the moaning was any indication.

bigdamndestiny January 29 2009, 00:36:04 UTC

"People will see!"

rocksthescarf January 29 2009, 00:40:04 UTC

"Yeah. That's the point," Chuck said. "Those women are well aware people are going to watch them."

bigdamndestiny January 29 2009, 00:41:32 UTC

"...they're whores?" He was trying here, really he was.

rocksthescarf January 29 2009, 00:48:42 UTC

"Uh...kind of? They do get paid to do it and have the requisite daddy issues so..." Chuck nodded. "Yeah, they're whores. But, uh, the good kind of whores."

Chuck was lying about that. There's no such thing as a bad kind of whore.

bigdamndestiny January 29 2009, 00:52:28 UTC

Merlin's ears gave him a look of complete disbelief. "There's a difference?"

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